The 'Post Funny stuff' Thread

[the golden visionary]

Warning, there's naughty language, it's n.w.a

 

[marnie]

So............. I HAVE had 18 people fly in on 4 day break............ my mates BTW............ Who have all surpised me for my 60th Birthday today..............I'm 59............... Carnage Blaming eachother No presents next year xxx

 

[Rita_Poon]

So............. I HAVE had 18 people fly in on 4 day break............ my mates BTW............ Who have all surpised me for my 60th Birthday today..............I'm 59............... Carnage Blaming each other No presents next year xxx

And we've got city away in 2. You sure can pick em Marns. Drink the place dry all the same. Please know Merseyside is not overly cold, but it aint no riviera...

 

[Kurt.]

So............. I HAVE had 18 people fly in on 4 day break............ my mates BTW............ Who have all surpised me for my 60th Birthday today..............I'm 59............... Carnage Blaming eachother No presents next year xxx

Happy birthday mate xx

 

[Kurt.]

That actually happened at widnes golf club

Stayed a night a travelodge in Widnes two weeks ago… opposite a Brewers fayre. I took a stroll to the KFC instead … wow… what an eye opener… some very strange beings in Widnes

 

[BlueInNZ]

So............. I HAVE had 18 people fly in on 4 day break............ my mates BTW............ Who have all surpised me for my 60th Birthday today..............I'm 59............... Carnage Blaming eachother No presents next year xxx

What a great surprise, and they'll have to do a great job to surprise you next year. Happy birthday !

 

[BlueInNZ]

Stayed a night a travelodge in Widnes two weeks ago… opposite a Brewers fayre. I took a stroll to the KFC instead … wow… what an eye opener… some very strange beings in Widnes

I lived there for about a year in the early 90s. Strange place indeed, stunk like nothing I've ever smelled before thanks to the tannery that was there. Old girl nearby in her 70s got raped one night, turned out to be her grandson did it. So much stuff like that. But there was a cracking pie shop running out of the front room of a terrace house. The most wonderful pies.

 

[Sarnia Kevin]

 

[Jokerdan]

As a fella I can relate to everything she says.

 

[Rita_Poon]

She's brilliant, and that's a great bit. Heartfelt and honest, the truth is without doubt always the funniest thing going.

 

[GrimbolandBlue]

 

[ArtetaMagic]

That actually happened at widnes golf club

It happened quite recently, think it was a GAA event. The organisers wife won 1st prize, a new massey ferguson tractor

 

[summerisle]

 

[Milk]

 

[summerisle]