The 'Post Funny stuff' Thread

tommye · 2025-10-15T13:59:48+0100

Mrs has just messaged me and said we need to have a serious talk about my childish behaviour.

Well it's not going to 'kin happen in conker season is it

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COYBL25 · 2025-10-15T18:39:26+0100

Kurt. · 2025-10-15T18:44:52+0100

I went to the doctors and told my bum hurts.
Doc asked “where about on your bum hurt ?”

I replied “right around the entrance”

Doc said “it’s always going to hurt if you keep referring to it as the entrance”

Kurt. · 2025-10-15T19:10:23+0100

Covid free after almost a week

Rita_Poon · 2025-10-15T19:43:34+0100

Michelle Mone-linked firm fails to pay back £122m over PPE breach

PPE Medpro was ordered to repay damages by 16:00 BST on Wednesday after breaching a Covid-19 contract.

www.bbc.co.uk

like it wasn't obvious, they'll fight tooth and nail to keep as much as they can knowing there is no appetite for an expensive and drawn out legal fight and bill. thing is, it can't just be the one company. there was billions creamed off, where's the rest?

Brett Angell Delight · 2025-10-15T19:59:29+0100

Rita_Poon said:
Michelle Mone-linked firm fails to pay back £122m over PPE breach

PPE Medpro was ordered to repay damages by 16:00 BST on Wednesday after breaching a Covid-19 contract.

www.bbc.co.uk

like it wasn't obvious, they'll fight tooth and nail to keep as much as they can knowing there is no appetite for an expensive and drawn out legal fight and bill. thing is, it can't just be the one company. there was billions creamed off, where's the rest?

Before the judgement was handed down, they went public with the fact the company only has ~£700k to its name. DHSC knew they’d only ever see pennies from administrators, but the judgement itself and now this subsequent bluster about doing everything they can to recover the money is the PR win they were after. This will go the way of the City charges now.