So anyways I’m in the house aren’t I. The arl ball and chain (the old ones are the best, aren’t they?) comes in doesn’t she, and she’s a bit hard of hearing, so I shout to her “eee aaarrr love, why don’t you come over here and suck me cock!!!”
She looked at me a bit confused but then she twigs so I go upstairs and get me little man ready. I was sat there for 10 mins and nothing, so I goes downstairs and the daft arl mare is stood there at the hob is boiling me socks in a pan!!!
I said to her “what the blinkin hell are ye doin love?” whilst me knob is waving everywhere. “Oh I thought you said cook my socks!!!”
lol we laughed for hours lol