The 'Post Funny stuff' Thread




So anyways I’m in the house aren’t I. The arl ball and chain (the old ones are the best, aren’t they?) comes in doesn’t she, and she’s a bit hard of hearing, so I shout to her “eee aaarrr love, why don’t you come over here and suck me cock!!!”

She looked at me a bit confused but then she twigs so I go upstairs and get me little man ready. I was sat there for 10 mins and nothing, so I goes downstairs and the daft arl mare is stood there at the hob is boiling me socks in a pan!!!

I said to her “what the blinkin hell are ye doin love?” whilst me knob is waving everywhere. “Oh I thought you said cook my socks!!!”

lol we laughed for hours lol
 
So anyways I’m in the house aren’t I. The arl ball and chain (the old ones are the best, aren’t they?) comes in doesn’t she, and she’s a bit hard of hearing, so I shout to her “eee aaarrr love, why don’t you come over here and suck me cock!!!”

She looked at me a bit confused but then she twigs so I go upstairs and get me little man ready. I was sat there for 10 mins and nothing, so I goes downstairs and the daft arl mare is stood there at the hob is boiling me socks in a pan!!!

I said to her “what the blinkin hell are ye doin love?” whilst me knob is waving everywhere. “Oh I thought you said cook my socks!!!”

lol we laughed for hours lol
Or as Bill said to Monica..."I think we should sack the cook"
 

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