The 'Post Funny stuff' Thread

Not quite sure if this is funny or dangerous and stupidity on my behalf.

Drove to the gym, pulling up into a parking spot, I noticed my mates car with her sat inside. So I pulled in the space, got out my car and slowly crept round the back of her car to the passenger side and full on slapped on her window and when "BOOM" at the same time. Turned out it wasn't her, it was a older lady on her phone, and she absolutely siht herself! Phone jumped out of her hands , and she turned white!

I couldn't help but laugh and apologise, there were a couple walking passed that saw it 😬

She found the funny side of it at the end though ... Ive been giggling for around half n hour
 

Rich1878 said:
Not quite sure if this is funny or dangerous and stupidity on my behalf.

Drove to the gym, pulling up into a parking spot, I noticed my mates car with her sat inside. So I pulled in the space, got out my car and slowly crept round the back of her car to the passenger side and full on slapped on her window and when "BOOM" at the same time. Turned out it wasn't her, it was a older lady on her phone, and she absolutely siht herself! Phone jumped out of her hands , and she turned white!

I couldn't help but laugh and apologise, there were a couple walking passed that saw it 😬

She found the funny side of it at the end though ... Ive been giggling for around half n hour
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Its a shame you didn't secretely position and release a trouser typhoon through her window ;)
 
Years ago my dad was filling up his car at a petrol station. Casually looking around while simultaneously keeping an eye on how much each passing second was costing him.

A women pulled onto the forecourt and up to the pump he was stood at but she came in to hot and crashed into the pump. In a fit of panic my dad dropped the nozzle and looked around for cover. He ran full pelt towards a small wall and jumped over it seeking refuge from the impending explosion.

Several seconds go by and the nothing. He waits a little longer anticipating the impending carnage. Eventually he musters the courage to peer over the wall only to see the entire forecourt looking at him continuing to fill up their cars like nothing had happened. He had to slowly walk back to his car and finish filling it up with everyone looking at him like he’d lost the plot
 

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