The 'Post Funny stuff' Thread

canuckblue said:
So that why you pahked your cah so fah from the bah.
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It was wicked fah.

I was going through New York boarder control once and the bloke started asking me questions about Boston, Ma and I had to give it "I've not got a flipping clue, mate, I've never been there." Once he realised he then started going on about how much he dislikes the Red Sox because he's a Yankees fan before then letting me through without asking me a single question that I could actually give an answer to. It was surreal. Nice bloke, like - very cheerful sort.
 


Groucho said:
To an old tune;

My one skin lies over my two skin

My two skin lies over my three

My three skin lies over my four skin

So pull back my foreskin for me, for me

Pull back my foreskin for me
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Pull back,
Pull back,
Pull back … pull pull pull pull pull pull pull pull
 


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