Olympics finally surpassed, Florida Man Games are nigh.
Events include:
Evading Arrest Obstacle Course, in which participants steal copper pipes and catalytic converters while being chased by cops. A frozen iguana is also involved.
Lawnmower Racing, hosted by NASCAR Infinity Series driver Jeffrey Earnhardt.
Weaponized Pool Noodle Mud Duel, where participants climb into a mud pit, don helmets and beat each other with pool noodles.
Eat the Butt Challenge, which is a race to see who can shovel down an entire pork platter the fastest.
Florida Sumo Cage Match and Beer Chug, where Florida Men try to spill opponents’ pitchers of beer while holding on to their own.
Hurricane Party Prep Grocery Aisle Brawl, a mad scramble to snag the last bottled water and AA batteries.
Human Beer Pong, where Gamers climb into inflatable balls and aim for kiddy-pools filled with beer.
This year’s field includes an all-female team from Gainesville. Each team must include at least one woman in order to participate in a new event that involves a sports bra, a “baby daddy” and a cigarette.