The 'Post Funny stuff' Thread

[NeilMorepies]

 

[Bluebonic]

 

[Bedfordblue]

 

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[deipnosophist]

Einstein, Newton and Pascal are playing hide and go seek...It's Einstein's turn to count so he covers his eyes and starts counting to ten.Pascal runs off and hides. Newton draws a one meter by one meter square on the ground in front of Einstein then stands in the middle of it.Einstein reaches ten and uncovers his eyes. He sees Newton immediately and exclaims "Newton! I found you! You're it!"Newton smiles and says "You didn't find me, you found a Newton over a square meter. You found Pascal!"

Joule can play as well, and also stitch up Pascal. All Joule need do is grab a 1 cubic metre crate and stand on top of it.... i.e. 1Joule/m³ = 1Pascal

 

[deipnosophist]

René Descartes is having a morning stroll along some Parisian avenue and a tavern manager, seeing him pass by, calls out "Hey René, how about sharing some wine with me?". Descartes, aware of the early hour replies "I think not"....and POOF!...he disappears!

 

[Rita_Poon]

This is a joke* brought to you by "I think therefore I am"

Whoever started this cavalcade of comedy needs a rocket!

 

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[Ducans elbow]

I said to the Mrs “let's go out to dinner tonight" she came back with the usual "I have nothing to wear" I said "just wear what you wore last time we went out together, you looked beautiful" So here we were in the local steak house, me in jeans and t-shirt and her in her wedding dress

 

[Milk]

This is a joke* brought to you by "I think therefore I am"

Whoever started this cavalcade of comedy needs a rocket!

Think he's putting Descartes before the horse

 

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[Milk]