The 'Post Funny stuff' Thread
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The Great Stupendo became old and so checked himself in to an Old Peoples Home.
One day he was sitting in the residence lounge when an old woman shuffled up to him.
”Are you the Great Stupendo?” She asked
TGS confirmed that it was indeed he
”Well,” said the old woman, “I once saw your act in Blackpool when you bent an iron bar over your erect member. Can you still do it?”
”Sadly I cannot.” Replied TGS “My wrists have gone”
(credit: Barry Cryer)
One day he was sitting in the residence lounge when an old woman shuffled up to him.
”Are you the Great Stupendo?” She asked
TGS confirmed that it was indeed he
”Well,” said the old woman, “I once saw your act in Blackpool when you bent an iron bar over your erect member. Can you still do it?”
”Sadly I cannot.” Replied TGS “My wrists have gone”
(credit: Barry Cryer)
Looks set to fail..View attachment 232538
Steven Gerrard’s Al-Ettifaq lost to Al-Riyadh this weekend in front of 696 fans.
702 fans went to watch Clitheroe vs. Newcastle Town in the 8th tier of English football on Saturday.
Simon Buttle
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Too soon ?
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
