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Stand By for Operation Misogyny (in the Dougie Luiz thread - I predict Rich pickings for the arena)
I am predicting a huge weekend for conflict resolution fans in here. All the ingredients are present, we just need a Blackburn win.
People are checking posts to see who liked them as they are definitely not bothered what other people think.
Think we are entering peak paranoia now. No one trusts anyone. Cliques are grouping and fragile treaties are being hastily assembled.
There is an huge piss balloon forming and all it needs is one prick to drench everyone.
Let us find and celebrate that one prick.
Far too many to choose from
It`s becoming more and more like Trump and the Esptein list by the hour.
UK weather: Met Office issues amber warning for thunderstorms and flooding
The Met Office has issued an amber warning for thunderstorms and flooding for Saturday morning with disruption expected.
www.bbc.co.uk
could skynet work for the met office? skymet if you will...
NeilMorepies
Player Valuation: £40m
I have Autism, so I can’t wear trousers and can be legally excused.
No excuse for sexist behaviour from others though.
Would this be of any use? Might calm frayed nerves (assuming we don't want to see aggro 
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“GRAND OLD TEAM NON-AGGRESSION PACT”
Preamble
The Party of X [insert username of first pant-pisser here] and the Party of Y [insert username of second pant-pisser here], wishing to engage in conflict resolution, to heal and resolve, and led by a desire to consolidate the cause of peace between the X and Y, arrived at the following agreement:
Article I — The Two contracting parties undertake to refrain from any criticism, from any aggressive action and any attack against each other, either individually or jointly with other outside parties.
Article II — In the event that either of the contracting parties should be subjected to criticism on the part of a third party, the other contracting party will not lend that power support in any form.
Article III — The two contracting parties will in the future maintain contact for consultation in order to inform each other on matters affecting their common interests.
Article IV — Neither of the contracting parties will participate in any grouping of powers, cliques, or libellous assemblies, which either directly or indirectly is aimed against the other contracting party.
Article V — In the event of disputes or conflicts arising between the contracting parties on matters of one or another kind, the two parties will solve these disputes or conflicts exclusively in a peaceful way through an amicable exchange of views or, in case of need, by setting up commissions for the settlement of the conflict, namely THE PEOPLES ARENA.
Article VI — The present pact is concluded for a term of ten years with the provision that, unless one of the contracting parties denounces it one year before the expiration of this term, the term of the validity of the pact will be considered automatically prolonged for the next five years.
Article VII — There shall be a Father Christmas/Santa Claus.
Article VIII — Dressing Up in Women’s Clothing is allowed at any time, and the Ministry of Silly Walks of both Parties will be allowed to exercise without informing either party.
Article IX – Jigsaws shall be allowed by either party.
Article X – Transfer or Player Threads: No party shall force the other party to join or support Transfer or Player Threads.
Taken to be digitally signed:
On the authorisation of the Party X by X;
On the authorisation of the Party Y by Y
-- ENDS --
)“GRAND OLD TEAM NON-AGGRESSION PACT”
Preamble
The Party of X [insert username of first pant-pisser here] and the Party of Y [insert username of second pant-pisser here], wishing to engage in conflict resolution, to heal and resolve, and led by a desire to consolidate the cause of peace between the X and Y, arrived at the following agreement:
Article I — The Two contracting parties undertake to refrain from any criticism, from any aggressive action and any attack against each other, either individually or jointly with other outside parties.
Article II — In the event that either of the contracting parties should be subjected to criticism on the part of a third party, the other contracting party will not lend that power support in any form.
Article III — The two contracting parties will in the future maintain contact for consultation in order to inform each other on matters affecting their common interests.
Article IV — Neither of the contracting parties will participate in any grouping of powers, cliques, or libellous assemblies, which either directly or indirectly is aimed against the other contracting party.
Article V — In the event of disputes or conflicts arising between the contracting parties on matters of one or another kind, the two parties will solve these disputes or conflicts exclusively in a peaceful way through an amicable exchange of views or, in case of need, by setting up commissions for the settlement of the conflict, namely THE PEOPLES ARENA.
Article VI — The present pact is concluded for a term of ten years with the provision that, unless one of the contracting parties denounces it one year before the expiration of this term, the term of the validity of the pact will be considered automatically prolonged for the next five years.
Article VII — There shall be a Father Christmas/Santa Claus.
Article VIII — Dressing Up in Women’s Clothing is allowed at any time, and the Ministry of Silly Walks of both Parties will be allowed to exercise without informing either party.
Article IX – Jigsaws shall be allowed by either party.
Article X – Transfer or Player Threads: No party shall force the other party to join or support Transfer or Player Threads.
Taken to be digitally signed:
On the authorisation of the Party X by X;
On the authorisation of the Party Y by Y
-- ENDS --
I’m looking for a squad of elite soldiers to assist in trawling through transfer threads from 7-10 years ago and liking bad takes by active posters.
DM me for details.
chrismpw
Player Valuation: £70m
That's exactly what you want us to believe.
I am so in, link the threads and pages of misjudgement and I’ll join.
Quiet Chris you outrageous man.
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