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The one thing I like about Libberpool Football Klub
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The daft sods behind my mums always, do the house up , banners ect, dont go the game by the way, Last time they lost the european cup, i was walking past smile on my face, when the mum says well at least we got there, i just shugged said nothing as normal, look at this and they had painted on a bedsheet,WERE STILL PROUD OF YOU,, and the kids picked it up and ran over to the fence shouting liverpool, i went in bulk at them and just pionted at the floor, the daft gets had painted the banner on there driveway and it suprise ,suprise had gone right through the sheet onto the flags, were proud of you in big letters in BLUE, made my day, adults trying to get it off with there flag(bedsheet) and kids running the paint all over making it worse, oh what a mess there for ages as well but you couldnt make out the letters,
peteblue
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You could make a TV comedy show out of that lot, but no one would believe it.......
davek
Player Valuation: £150m
I have to agree with this. It's the only thing about them I wish we could emulate. They know how to get the job done by fair means or foul.
Eric Djemba-Djemba
Player Valuation: £60m
They make me proud to be an Evertonian.
I like the fact that there is nothing I like about them, I admire the way they manage to win things on pens, but I don't like it.
thats only because they have the likes of carragher and gerrard in the team to lead by example
You could see how **** scared the likes of henderson and enrique were in the first half cardiff should of hit the early on,
I was hoping that rodwell would be our main man and lead by example by now, I remember seeing an interview he did at 16 he was very down to earth and acted very maturely, but its just not worked out for him.
You could see how **** scared the likes of henderson and enrique were in the first half cardiff should of hit the early on,
I was hoping that rodwell would be our main man and lead by example by now, I remember seeing an interview he did at 16 he was very down to earth and acted very maturely, but its just not worked out for him.
They are seriously jammy though especially in Cup compitions if they dont get to a final by playing lower league opposition they play them in the final.
Chang Elephant
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The Merseyside based section of their support write excellent songs, plays and tv shows to keep the retarded element of society entertained. "Bread" was a prime example of this loved by many of the mentally incapable.
The thing I like about them is that they don't do anything that would make me like them. They make disliking them so easy. This is what I like about them.
I like how their assorted wools, Asians and other glory hangers on try and show how much they hate Everton and United so it seems like they "get it" when they don't have a clue. They just picked a team on the TV that looked like it won stuff.
Tell you what I do like about Liverpool though, my mates and family who support them. They torture me but they're good eggs. I also liked it when they played Z Cars at Anfield after the death of the young lad from Norris Green.
I probably just don't like their out of town fans when it comes down to it. They're plastic smug gloryhunters.
Tell you what I do like about Liverpool though, my mates and family who support them. They torture me but they're good eggs. I also liked it when they played Z Cars at Anfield after the death of the young lad from Norris Green.
I probably just don't like their out of town fans when it comes down to it. They're plastic smug gloryhunters.
davek
Player Valuation: £150m
Now this is a class rant (from that successor forum to the long and unlamented - as fas as I'm concerned - WSAG forum):
"Let's get it right...A List of 5 for Brian Reade/Babbacoombe/Barratt/Reg/That **** Aldridge
1. Your cup win just means your piss-streaked chamois leather gridded manager will get the chance to spunk more money on average players and you'll still finish lower than 4th. Celebrate that if you will. [Poor language removed].
2. Suarez is a cunt. You lot, however, are far bigger [Poor language removed] for defending him with your claims to be socio-linguistics experts and Zapruder tape style analysis of the handshake - if you watch it from this angle, you can see Evra's hand go back and to the left. [Poor language removed]. By the way, his league goals have cost 1.8 million a pop and you still claim he's better than Rooney, van Persie and Adebayor. [Poor language removed].
3. You have not won a victory against 'the media, the FA and their conspiracies'. Half of the media are composed of your ex-players and lifelong supporters. If it had been Everton in the 'Racist Buck-Toothed cunt' affair we would have been slaughtered, given a points deduction and you would have been given 4th place for emotional trauma. Yet you act as though Suarez is your own buck-toothed Rosa Parks. [Poor language removed].
4. Your genius of a manager, the King of the Golden Streams, has spent a fortune ensuring you won a cup every other one of the 'big four/six/seven/however many is needed to make you part of it' treats with contempt. He's also dropped 16 points at home and your 53 million strikeforce and 50 million midfield has scored THREE more goals than us in the league. Some fúcking genius. [Poor language removed].
5. You will always be wall pushing, non-apologising, own-fan-ticket-robbing, cheating, diving, whingeing, paving slab dropping, 'in bed asleep at the time' claiming, justice for Bulgarian waiters/innocent Italians denying, shite poetry loving, nonsensical bedsheet branding, faeces flinging, pocket-pissing, spousal-abusing, female beating, conspiracy theorising, arl man up the arse-kicking, Shankly-shunning, nurse-pissing, piss-drinking, pre-emptive DJ twatting, ambulance rocking, racism-denying, history revising, urinal smashing, telly-clapping, ex-player on twitter abusing, Youtube eye-swivelling, 4th is the 'new title' claiming, upside down scarf waving, shite on the wall smearing, shame lacking, offence taking, ref baiting & ref influencing hypocritical and , above all, murdering [Poor language removed].*
*No. We'll never let you forget."
"Let's get it right...A List of 5 for Brian Reade/Babbacoombe/Barratt/Reg/That **** Aldridge
1. Your cup win just means your piss-streaked chamois leather gridded manager will get the chance to spunk more money on average players and you'll still finish lower than 4th. Celebrate that if you will. [Poor language removed].
2. Suarez is a cunt. You lot, however, are far bigger [Poor language removed] for defending him with your claims to be socio-linguistics experts and Zapruder tape style analysis of the handshake - if you watch it from this angle, you can see Evra's hand go back and to the left. [Poor language removed]. By the way, his league goals have cost 1.8 million a pop and you still claim he's better than Rooney, van Persie and Adebayor. [Poor language removed].
3. You have not won a victory against 'the media, the FA and their conspiracies'. Half of the media are composed of your ex-players and lifelong supporters. If it had been Everton in the 'Racist Buck-Toothed cunt' affair we would have been slaughtered, given a points deduction and you would have been given 4th place for emotional trauma. Yet you act as though Suarez is your own buck-toothed Rosa Parks. [Poor language removed].
4. Your genius of a manager, the King of the Golden Streams, has spent a fortune ensuring you won a cup every other one of the 'big four/six/seven/however many is needed to make you part of it' treats with contempt. He's also dropped 16 points at home and your 53 million strikeforce and 50 million midfield has scored THREE more goals than us in the league. Some fúcking genius. [Poor language removed].
5. You will always be wall pushing, non-apologising, own-fan-ticket-robbing, cheating, diving, whingeing, paving slab dropping, 'in bed asleep at the time' claiming, justice for Bulgarian waiters/innocent Italians denying, shite poetry loving, nonsensical bedsheet branding, faeces flinging, pocket-pissing, spousal-abusing, female beating, conspiracy theorising, arl man up the arse-kicking, Shankly-shunning, nurse-pissing, piss-drinking, pre-emptive DJ twatting, ambulance rocking, racism-denying, history revising, urinal smashing, telly-clapping, ex-player on twitter abusing, Youtube eye-swivelling, 4th is the 'new title' claiming, upside down scarf waving, shite on the wall smearing, shame lacking, offence taking, ref baiting & ref influencing hypocritical and , above all, murdering [Poor language removed].*
*No. We'll never let you forget."
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