So who's lighting the torch?
The queen is going to shoot a firework out of her arse from the other side of the stadium into the bowl
I'm sure I saw Ashley Cole then, holding the flag for Mozambique.
I'm going for John Terry to light the flame, or be celebrating in the background.
The queen is going to shoot a firework out of her arse from the other side of the stadium into the bowl
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