The Oldies Thread

[Eggs]

…..what I find funny is the colour of the kids knees. Not sure kids have dirty knees anymore;

 

[goldfinchmule]

…..what I find funny is the colour of the kids knees. Not sure kids have dirty knees anymore;


View attachment 274513

I could never do it,or the crab walk,used to love watching the lasses do it though.

 

[gonetomorrow]

….name the show?

View attachment 273921

What's your name, son?

Jacob Rees-Mogg, sir.

 

[Gerard_Francis]

View attachment 274153

Like love in a punt , close to water

 

[Eggs]

 

[Eggs]

 

[degsy]

…..what I find funny is the colour of the kids knees. Not sure kids have dirty knees anymore;


View attachment 274513

I remember I got all flushed and flustered when my dress went over my head...I must've been a bit of a claustrophobic exhibitionist back then.

 

[degsy]

Yellow belly custard
Greens snot pie
All mixed together
With a dead dogs eye. . (100,000 kids should retro sue Lennon's estate for plagiarism)

Dip, dip, dip.
My blue ship
Sailing on the water
Like a cup and saucer
O,
U,
T
Spells OUT!

My friend Billy
Had a10 foot willy
and he showed it to the girl next door
She thought it was a snake
So she hit it with a rake
and now it's only 6 feet 4

Any more to add?

 

[Eggs]

Yellow belly custard
Greens snot pie
All mixed together
With a dead dogs eye. . (100,000 kids should retro sue Lennon's estate for plagiarism)

Dip, dip, dip.
My blue ship
Sailing on the water
Like a cup and saucer
O,
U,
T
Spells OUT!

My friend Billy
Had a10 foot willy
and he showed it to the girl next door
She thought it was a snake
So she hit it with a rake
and now it's only 6 feet 4

Any more to add?

….vague memory of a dip that started;
Eeny, meany, miny, mo

And;
O-U-T spells out.

 

[blueted]

Yellow belly custard
Greens snot pie
All mixed together
With a dead dogs eye. . (100,000 kids should retro sue Lennon's estate for plagiarism)

Dip, dip, dip.
My blue ship
Sailing on the water
Like a cup and saucer
O,
U,
T
Spells OUT!

My friend Billy
Had a10 foot willy
and he showed it to the girl next door
She thought it was a snake
So she hit it with a rake
and now it's only 6 feet 4

Any more to add?

Err Marr Domma Rakka
Icka Racka Um Pum Push
If push doesn't agree
Out goes number three
If three doesn't arrive
Out goes number five
1,2,3,4,5

 

[wgtwiddle]

Yellow belly custard
Greens snot pie
All mixed together
With a dead dogs eye. . (100,000 kids should retro sue Lennon's estate for plagiarism)

slap it on a butty , nice and thick ,
and drink it down with a cold cup of sick.

 

[degsy]

View attachment 274855

Thats Mrs Doyle that is, knew her well.

 

[hallamblue]

….vague memory of a dip that started;
Eeny, meany, miny, mo

And;
O-U-T spells out.

Eeny meeny miny mo
Catch a rabbit by the toe
If it squeals let it go
Eeny meeny miny mo
O U T spells out

If you figured out up dip dip my blue ship you could fiddle your five a side picks

 

[Eggs]

Eeny meeny miny mo
Catch a rabbit by the toe
If it squeals let it go
Eeny meeny miny mo
O U T spells out

If you figured out up dip dip my blue ship you could fiddle your five a side picks

….ha, ha, i was always picked first in 5-a-side, even edging 40 playing with the youngsters. Had to pack it in because my dodgy ‘hammies’ popping every other week

 

[hallamblue]

….ha, ha, i was always picked first in 5-a-side, even edging 40 playing with the youngsters.

I was a goalie and nobody else want d to play in goal so got picked early!