The Oldies Thread

We dropped my father in law off in Llandudno the other day he's 85 he had piece of string hanging out of case I said needs cutting off he got his keys out had a key ring flick knife from years ago on it and cut it off couldn't stop laughing I said you could get arrested for that he said it's handy for diy stuff funny
 
Crap day at work, the type of day where personal interaction can feck off. Up pops a youngster who asks if I'm OK, and would I like to sit down an 'talk about it.'
Bugger off, is what I'd have liked to say, I don't want some slip of a girl talking a load of bollocks. I'm fact, I replied, no. Youngsters and their feelings can get in the bin.

Anyway, all's well with the world with a few pints and a spliff. She seem so affronted as well when I declined her nonsense, didn't talk to me again all day, which was a bonus. lol
 
Crap day at work, the type of day where personal interaction can feck off. Up pops a youngster who asks if I'm OK, and would I like to sit down an 'talk about it.'
Bugger off, is what I'd have liked to say, I don't want some slip of a girl talking a load of bollocks. I'm fact, I replied, no. Youngsters and their feelings can get in the bin.

Anyway, all's well with the world with a few pints and a spliff. She seem so affronted as well when I declined her nonsense, didn't talk to me again all day, which was a bonus. lol
RESPECT!

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