The Now-Irrelevant 2024/25 Relegation Battle (Without Everton!)

[formerly manx toffee]

If I lock this thread, the forum gods will determine Everton lose every game until the end of the season to prompt me to reopen it.

Not that I'm superstitious or anything.

Maybe change the title … lol

 

[Socistep2]

Don't want to panic anyone but opta still giving us a 0.23% chance of relegation, keep thread open

 

[blueblood]

If I lock this thread, the forum gods will determine Everton lose every game until the end of the season to prompt me to reopen it.

Not that I'm superstitious or anything.

Go on… I dare you. You should ask David Moyes if he wants to have the honour of clicking the ‘close thread’ button!

 

[toffeemeister77]

If I lock this thread, the forum gods will determine Everton lose every game until the end of the season to prompt me to reopen it.

Not that I'm superstitious or anything.

I'm convinced you're right, never ever lock this thread until we are mathematically safe.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

30 likes and I'll close it...

 

[The binman chronicles]

Don't want to panic anyone but opta still giving us a 0.23% chance of relegation, keep thread open

Doomed with those kind of odds.

 

[davek]

It's thanks to both the efforts of Dyche and Moyes that we enter the new stadium as a PL club.

 

[Tony’s Carp]

If I lock this thread, the forum gods will determine Everton lose every game until the end of the season to prompt me to reopen it.

Not that I'm superstitious or anything.

Honestly reckon we'd still be fine.

 

[Wat Tyler]

 

[Goat]

It's thanks to both the efforts of Dyche and Moyes that we enter the new stadium as a PL club.

No.

 

[MikeH72]

It's thanks to both the efforts of Dyche and Moyes that we enter the new stadium as a PL club.

Don’t forget our magnificent new owners for making exactly the right call at a crucial stage of this season.

 

[Ron Burgundy]

Close thread

 

[MikeH72]

How can you say that?

3 losses in 14 games and running into a load of winnable fixtures for two months.

We were nowhere near done for with Dyche. People are looking to justify this decision. I understand that...because if you cant justify it it means this: these owners are as 'kin crazy and unstable as that divvy Iranian who just slung his hook.

People are telling themselves stories for comfort here.

Oh hang on

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

I'm convinced you're right, never ever lock this thread until we are mathematically safe.

This basically

Don’t tempt fate

 

[MikeH72]

This basically

Don’t tempt fate

God love you Mikey.