NilSatisOptimum
Player Valuation: £70m
Blimey Hasnt taken him long to exhibit the type of behaviour some feared he would eventually show.
Vaccuous speech promising unicorns. Tick.
20 minutes into his job, sacked pretty much anyone even vaguely supportive of anyone else but Himself. Tick.
And the worse thing about it? Folk, real folk, STILL actually believe he can actually take the country out of the EU safely, in a few months.
Exactly the right leader for the Conservative Party for all the wrong reasons...