Current Affairs The next Tory (strong and stable) leader is Boris Johnson

[tsubaki]

Just resigned as an MP

 

[Walken]

What a slimy abject coward

 

[Rita_Poon]

the fat grotesque slug of faecal stepped down from pretending nigh 10 months ago, why the current fanfare? Which of his other insane acolytes will trim down the tory majority next. Done in the shadow of the trump fiasco to minimise how wretched he looks?

 

[tsubaki]

At a guess, the plan is this:

Johnson resigns as an MP
the proceedings end because he has left Parliament
he stands in Dorries (much safer) old seat
gets elected with a blank disciplinary slate
every pro-Tory hack in the country tell us he is the smartest man since Hawking

 

[tommye]

Hi @peteblue


Any words?

 

[RAFUH]

Quite the day

 

[Rita_Poon]

Hi @peteblue


Any words?

Sun Lit Uplands!

 

[Alan Whittle]

 

[Blue 1]

Yearrrrsss!!!!!

Get in the bin, you repulsive crudsack.

/goes to shop to buy more beer.

 

[Rita_Poon]

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Ace!

 

[Alan Whittle]

At a guess, the plan is this:

Johnson resigns as an MP
the proceedings end because he has left Parliament
he stands in Dorries (much safer) old seat
gets elected with a blank disciplinary slate
every pro-Tory hack in the country tell us he is the smartest man since Hawking

Dorries his adoring Campaign Manager.

“Boris and Dorries” sound like an Edwardian Music Hall act. Riding unicycles while juggling chimps or some such.

 

[Rita_Poon]

He's dropped this right before HIGNFY the swine! They'll rinse him.

 

[LinekersLegs]

 

[RomanReigns]

get out you slimeball

 

[Alan Whittle]

So Boris, you’re innocent but you’ve been forced out, however, if you were guilty, you would have been..err….forced out?
Soooo….