Seeing as he has shafted the entire nation and only had the 8 kids, he has to be the least fertile man on Earth!
Current Affairs The next Tory (strong and stable) leader is Boris Johnson
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Have to feel for Johnson right now. That tentative drive home from hospital, knackered, carrying the car seat with it's tiny, fragile bundle through the front door and all the while not knowing whether or not you're going to walk in on 50 of your mates getting smashed, eating cheese, playing music and doing the work 'secret santa'...
peteblue
Welcome back Wayne
Lack of alternatives ……
roydo
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Plenty actually. You said yesterday you would employ him as a salesman, (I have no idea if you were actually a salesman yourself mind), but if you were, you would know he would have been booted out ages ago. "Sell the sizzle not the sausage" is all well and good, did it myself, but if the sausage doesnt deliver, that sale compromises everything.
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
De Piffle pondering new passport design.
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Can't argue with that.
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Let's see it then.
Whatever else you think of Dominic Cummings, that nickname the SPADS gave Johnson ("the shopping trolley") is brilliant. Careering around out of control causing chaos. Brilliant but sad. For us.
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Ending up in a canal.
That would be superb
There is an alternative for you, don't vote for him.
peteblue
Welcome back Wayne
I could vote for Starmer, but he’s a pillock…..
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