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Current Affairs The next Tory (strong and stable) leader is Boris Johnson
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NilSatisOptimum
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Wow from the same man who is a professional journalists who penned "watermelon smiles and piccaninnies", "problem with Africa is we are not in charge any more", who openly questioned "Obama Kenyan heritage", likened some women to post boxes who wore certain face wares.
He really is pathetic man of little substance.
He really is pathetic man of little substance.
davek
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Some people like him on here...and will vote for him even after he's been responsible for the deaths of 120,000 people.
Never forget that.
An utterly hateful man without a shred of honour or decency in his body. I can't even begin to articulate the deep and visceral loathing I have for him.
tsubaki
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especially critical coming from him that, given his involvement with Guppy
NilSatisOptimum
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The fact he has to use children to try find some comfort in his and Government handling of the pandemic. Shows he cares, well about himself that is.
But children its tragic. Think we can put to bed any real concern for Children's mental health in this pandemic, when PM shoe horns a reflective himself into their day, sad.
NilSatisOptimum
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Roughing up of journalists, did think of that but work mind took over about children and mental health, suddenly becoming fashionable with the pull your socks up and stiff upper lip brigade, the horrid bellends.
orchard
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Boris Johnson Launches Secret Charity to Fund ‘World-Beating’ Wallpaper
BY LEE INNITMarch 2, 2021Leave a Commenton Boris Johnson Launches Secret Charity to Fund ‘World-Beating’ Wallpaper
According to reports, Boris Johnson is planning to set up a secret charity to help cover the costs of refurbishing his home at No 11 Downing Street, allowing rich Tory benefactors to exchange designer furniture for opportunities to screw over the general public.
The name of his new charity has reportedly already been decided. Having batted around names such as Chancer Care UK and Betraying National Trust, the Prime Minister and his fiancee settled on the name Children in Tweed, a nod to their son Wilfred, Boris’s numerous other illegitimate spawn, and to the Prime Minister himself, who is a massive overgrown child.
Money from the charity will go towards ‘critical’ redecoration work, including the installation of a wind tunnel to help the Prime Minister style his hair, a diamond-encrusted toilet seat so Boris can literally and metaphorically take a dump on all of us, and a life-sized gold-plated replica of Winston Churchill’s cock.
The Prime Minister’s fiancee, Carrie Symonds, is understood to have undertaken the substantial redecoration of No 11 which houses her, Boris and their son Wilfred. Johnson has complained privately to MPs about the spiralling cost of the renovations but has so far been unable to raise his concerns with his partner in crime. He claims that whenever confronted, a wide-eyed Symonds would hiss violently at him, whispering ‘my precious’ as she stroked the various rolls of wallpaper as if each were Larry the cat.
So, rather than discussing the matter with his wife-to-be, in typical Boris fashion, he decided to keep calm and let her carry on, telling her exactly what she wanted to hear while choosing to deal with the consequences later.
Admittedly, at a time when our healthcare system is on the brink and with over a million left unemployed, the Prime Minister has been faced with some unbearably tough decisions. Opting for duck egg blue for the creche and the gloss white panelling for the downstairs bathroom has showcased his ability to make tough choices under duress that his position so often demands.
None the less, the costs associated with the refurb are sure to raise eyebrows throughout Westminster, with the aforementioned wallpaper alone set to cost close to £17,000. However, a spokesperson told press this morning that the price will be well worth it, stating that the wallpaper would be ‘world beating’.
However, don’t let any of this distract you from the fact that Angela Rayner expensed a pair of £250 AirPods.
NilSatisOptimum
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Nazanin Zaghari Ratcliffe be out already if we're not for your rank stupidity Boris...
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It's easy to point and laugh at their utterly ludicrous and unnecessary fripperies, expectations and sheer lack of shame.Boris Johnson Launches Secret Charity to Fund ‘World-Beating’ Wallpaper
BY LEE INNITMarch 2, 2021
Leave a Commenton Boris Johnson Launches Secret Charity to Fund ‘World-Beating’ Wallpaper
According to reports, Boris Johnson is planning to set up a secret charity to help cover the costs of refurbishing his home at No 11 Downing Street, allowing rich Tory benefactors to exchange designer furniture for opportunities to screw over the general public.
The name of his new charity has reportedly already been decided. Having batted around names such as Chancer Care UK and Betraying National Trust, the Prime Minister and his fiancee settled on the name Children in Tweed, a nod to their son Wilfred, Boris’s numerous other illegitimate spawn, and to the Prime Minister himself, who is a massive overgrown child.
Money from the charity will go towards ‘critical’ redecoration work, including the installation of a wind tunnel to help the Prime Minister style his hair, a diamond-encrusted toilet seat so Boris can literally and metaphorically take a dump on all of us, and a life-sized gold-plated replica of Winston Churchill’s cock.
The Prime Minister’s fiancee, Carrie Symonds, is understood to have undertaken the substantial redecoration of No 11 which houses her, Boris and their son Wilfred. Johnson has complained privately to MPs about the spiralling cost of the renovations but has so far been unable to raise his concerns with his partner in crime. He claims that whenever confronted, a wide-eyed Symonds would hiss violently at him, whispering ‘my precious’ as she stroked the various rolls of wallpaper as if each were Larry the cat.
So, rather than discussing the matter with his wife-to-be, in typical Boris fashion, he decided to keep calm and let her carry on, telling her exactly what she wanted to hear while choosing to deal with the consequences later.
Symonds, pictured right, has developed an almost fiendish addiction to wallpaper.
Admittedly, at a time when our healthcare system is on the brink and with over a million left unemployed, the Prime Minister has been faced with some unbearably tough decisions. Opting for duck egg blue for the creche and the gloss white panelling for the downstairs bathroom has showcased his ability to make tough choices under duress that his position so often demands.
None the less, the costs associated with the refurb are sure to raise eyebrows throughout Westminster, with the aforementioned wallpaper alone set to cost close to £17,000. However, a spokesperson told press this morning that the price will be well worth it, stating that the wallpaper would be ‘world beating’.
However, don’t let any of this distract you from the fact that Angela Rayner expensed a pair of £250 AirPods.
But by christ, they're at the seat of power. Grasping self-publicists whose main concern in life appears to be utterly meaningless, self-serving and wasteful.
Which explains much about our Country.
NilSatisOptimum
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summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Another lie.
tsubaki
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o tempora o mores
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Boned his mistress on the couch of the family home when his wife and kids were away. Spent 4 years on and off shagging this woman. She waltzed off with £126k of tax payers money.
Nothing to see here though, not a murmur on the supposed ‘lefty’ BBC, the usual suspects will defend him of course. Whilst claiming they’d have reacted exactly the same way if it was Starmer or Corby aa PM being exposed in the same way, right now.
This country has gone down the shitter.
Nothing to see here though, not a murmur on the supposed ‘lefty’ BBC, the usual suspects will defend him of course. Whilst claiming they’d have reacted exactly the same way if it was Starmer or Corby aa PM being exposed in the same way, right now.
This country has gone down the shitter.
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