The next Mrs. L.C.A.B. ,...

[little curly alan ball]

Here I am , minding me own , when , tah-dah !!!

I spots ( I'm from Bristol for the purposes of the post ) , me next Spouse on the Tele .

Sky.com/ broadband Ad' .

The one with the beds piled up . Shes siting atop , and says to future Hubby ,

" Stop pooting veg-et-ables in my bedding . It is per-verrrrrse . "

Kerchinnnnng !!! We have a winner .

I am in love .

Honest .

Check it / her .

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwww !!!

 

[bluebastardo]

Lol. She is cute I have to admit.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

she must want some meat with the 2 veg

 

[little curly alan ball]

Here I am , minding me own , when , tah-dah !!!

I spots ( I'm from Bristol for the purposes of the post ) , me next Spouse on the Tele .

Sky.com/ broadband Ad' .

The one with the beds piled up . Shes siting atop , and says to future Hubby ,

" Stop pooting veg-et-ables in my bedding . It is per-verrrrrse . "

Kerchinnnnng !!! We have a winner .

I am in love .

Honest .

Check it / her .

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwww !!!

She WILL be mine . Oh , yes . She WILL be mine , .....

 

[little curly alan ball]

she must want some meat with the 2 veg

Check her , brother

Fuk me . I'm Asthma Jack , now . Where's me fukn inaler ???

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnn !!!

 

[Cena]

She's alrite like, wudn't say she was a knockout punch

 

[little curly alan ball]

She's alrite like, wudn't say she was a knockout punch

OK . Sit the fuk down .

1st ; I say Ms. Knowles ; You say , Shes not all that .

2; I give you the HOTTEST Chick in Christendom , AN' HAS A FUKN FRENCHY/ITIE ACCENT , and you say , not all that ???!!!

I am now getting SERIOUSLY worried about you , my young friend .

I'd crawl across broken glass to put a daisy in her [Poor language removed] . Swear to God .

She is fukn Heavenly .

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

She's alrite like, wudn't say she was a knockout punch

what did the chick who wanted to duet with me look like ? a pic will be the settler.

 

[little curly alan ball]

what did the chick who wanted to duet with me look like ? a pic will be the settler.

( Whispers , ...)
See your Avatar ,..???

 

[bluebastardo]

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Ivica Slavikova​

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[little curly alan ball]

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Ivica Slavikova

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THIS / THESE .

Searches for Salbutamol , .....

 

[heatmeiser]

THIS / THESE .

Searches for Salbutamol , .....

Nows not the time to be playing table football.

I spotted her first by the way. She is The Lovely.

 

[Cena]

OK . Sit the fuk down .

1st ; I say Ms. Knowles ; You say , Shes not all that .

2; I give you the HOTTEST Chick in Christendom , AN' HAS A FUKN FRENCHY/ITIE ACCENT , and you say , not all that ???!!!

I am now getting SERIOUSLY worried about you , my young friend .

I'd crawl across broken glass to put a daisy in her [Poor language removed] . Swear to God .

She is fukn Heavenly .

Hahahaha missed you.

Just have a different taste mate. I honestly think, same as Cheggsy Cole, Beyonce is a polished turd. People jumped on the bangwagon with them in my opinion. Michelle Keegan (Tina off Corrie), Jennifer Aniston (Still amazin at 40 odd, better than girls half her age), Pixie Lott, they'll do for me!

what did the chick who wanted to duet with me look like ? a pic will be the settler.

I'll PM you

 

[little curly alan ball]

Nows not the time to be playing table football.

I spotted her first by the way. She is The Lovely.

No you fukn never !!!

But , yeah , she is delish .

What about these younguns ??? Not all that !!!???

 

[little curly alan ball]

Hahahaha missed you.

Just have a different taste mate. I honestly think, same as Cheggsy Cole, Beyonce is a polished turd. People jumped on the bangwagon with them in my opinion. Michelle Keegan (Tina off Corrie), Jennifer Aniston (Still amazin at 40 odd, better than girls half her age), Pixie Lott, they'll do for me!

P.S. you DID say Chegs was a poished turd , right . Her an' BK ???

Rings , 9,...9,...9,...

Hello ???

Cranks Ward ???




I'll PM you

My edit went onto your post !!!

Weird .


Pixie , I'l give you , but I've gotta watch meself with he age thing . Aniston ; Decent , not fabulous .

40's Chicks ; Teri Hatcher for me . Or , well , any Dutch / Danish Hotty in any fukn street there , tbh .

There was a bird off've Corie though . That Suranne one . Oh aye .

An' , as I said before , the Danish Chick off've Crow Road . OMG .