The New(ly) Dead Thread

TGW89 said:
11th October: Ian Watkins dead
12th October: Starmer resigns, general election called.
13th October: Putin dies of cancer
14th October: Battle of hastings result overturned by VAR. Proper Britain-loving king installed in power to replace big ears and his arse-faced wife Camilla.
15th October: Liverpool doping scandal blown open. PL titles of 2020 and 2025 stripped & automatic relegation.
16th October: PGMOL raids conducted by Met Police reveal true degree of match fixing in the PL. Man United expelled from league.
17th October: Collina investigated for 2005 corruption in Villarreal's favour. Tons of disks, tapes and documents found. Everton granted automatic place in 26/27 Champions League and Villarreal forced to return the Thierno Barry money as part of a unique reparation deal. Also, Taylor Swift clones go on sale, with extra wide minges for the user's pleasure.

Come up with a better week than that. I'll wait.
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Do you really want an extra wide minge?
 


TGW89 said:
11th October: Ian Watkins dead
12th October: Starmer resigns, general election called.
13th October: Putin dies of cancer
14th October: Battle of hastings result overturned by VAR. Proper Britain-loving king installed in power to replace big ears and his arse-faced wife Camilla.
15th October: Liverpool doping scandal blown open. PL titles of 2020 and 2025 stripped & automatic relegation.
16th October: PGMOL raids conducted by Met Police reveal true degree of match fixing in the PL. Man United expelled from league.
17th October: Collina investigated for 2005 corruption in Villarreal's favour. Tons of disks, tapes and documents found. Everton granted automatic place in 26/27 Champions League and Villarreal forced to return the Thierno Barry money as part of a unique reparation deal. Also, Taylor Swift clones go on sale, with extra wide minges for the user's pleasure.

Come up with a better week than that. I'll wait.
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IF Starmer was to resign and an Election called, Reform would walk the Election, then the UK would turn to utter crap, millions would die due to the NHS collapsing, Riots would be a daily occurrence, but hey, at least we could all shag flags while our house burn down.

Revisit this post in 6 years and tell me I was wrong.
 
Davidoff said:
RIP Diane Keaton

A terrific actor, and a strong decent person too
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The heart breaks.

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Incredible woman. RIP

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TGW89 said:
11th October: Ian Watkins dead
12th October: Starmer resigns, general election called.
13th October: Putin dies of cancer
14th October: Battle of hastings result overturned by VAR. Proper Britain-loving king installed in power to replace big ears and his arse-faced wife Camilla.
15th October: Liverpool doping scandal blown open. PL titles of 2020 and 2025 stripped & automatic relegation.
16th October: PGMOL raids conducted by Met Police reveal true degree of match fixing in the PL. Man United expelled from league.
17th October: Collina investigated for 2005 corruption in Villarreal's favour. Tons of disks, tapes and documents found. Everton granted automatic place in 26/27 Champions League and Villarreal forced to return the Thierno Barry money as part of a unique reparation deal. Also, Taylor Swift clones go on sale, with extra wide minges for the user's pleasure.

Come up with a better week than that. I'll wait.
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Good list. Would maybe take world peace and an end to environmental destruction over the extra wide minge clones though.
 

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