Lost Prophets singer?Well that’s 2 of us who’ve heard it![]()
Lost Prophets singer?Well that’s 2 of us who’ve heard it![]()
Not any moreLost Prophets singer?
Good!!! A few years late, mind!Not any more
Not sure he really deserved that to be honest..![]()
Not sure he really deserved that to be honest..![]()
11th October: Ian Watkins dead
12th October: Starmer resigns, general election called.
13th October: Putin dies of cancer
14th October: Battle of hastings result overturned by VAR. Proper Britain-loving king installed in power to replace big ears and his arse-faced wife Camilla.
15th October: Liverpool doping scandal blown open. PL titles of 2020 and 2025 stripped & automatic relegation.
16th October: PGMOL raids conducted by Met Police reveal true degree of match fixing in the PL. Man United expelled from league.
17th October: Collina investigated for 2005 corruption in Villarreal's favour. Tons of disks, tapes and documents found. Everton granted automatic place in 26/27 Champions League and Villarreal forced to return the Thierno Barry money as part of a unique reparation deal. Also, Taylor Swift clones go on sale, with extra wide minges for the user's pleasure.
Come up with a better week than that. I'll wait.
Proper bwitish kingsWho would you want to win the General Election if it was called?
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