The New Arena

[LostLegend]

Is that Donald Trump? Is Zat Donald Trump?!

THE PRESIDENT!

 

[Woolverhampton_Blue]

@Zatara

Please defend yourself. Some very unsavoury things coming to light here, but I’m sure it’s all just a misunderstanding.

 

[tommye]

@Zatara

Please defend yourself. Some very unsavoury things coming to light here, but I’m sure it’s all just a misunderstanding.

 

[coollino]

(don't we all)

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

Dad? DAD?????

Sorry, back on topic. I just get serious Lake vibes about him.

Jesus H Christ! I hope she ran a mile from that absolute danger. Christ!

 

[coollino]

Every time I read that opening post I find something new, he is the modern day Charles Bukowski

 

[Rita_Poon]

He's reeled you in, hasn't he!?!

@Daveysgingerlovechild

Like the day of the triffids this, or that one about suburban wives all becoming secret aliens or something...

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

@Daveysgingerlovechild

Like the day of the triffids this, or that one about suburban wives all becoming secret aliens or something...

Omfg noooooo.

Am I triffid? Help.

 

[coollino]

..i had a friend bring a 21 pack of condoms into a bar and put them in front of him on the bar....EVERY SINGLE GIRL who was nearby was offended as was the waitresses and bartender....

 

[Rita_Poon]

..i had a friend bring a 21 pack of condoms into a bar and put them in front of him on the bar....EVERY SINGLE GIRL who was nearby was offended as was the waitresses and bartender....

Please oh please, you* started making balloon animals out of them and everyone realised you were a genius and fell to their knees?

 

[coollino]

'hiya mate, if you haven't left the house yet, could you bring 21 condoms with you? Ta'

 

[PhilM]

Does this come to mind for anyone else?

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

@Zatara Mate, please may I enquire, are you from the wonderful part of the world that is SE Asia or the UK?

 

[JimmyJeffers]

..i had a friend bring a 21 pack of condoms into a bar and put them in front of him on the bar....EVERY SINGLE GIRL who was nearby was offended as was the waitresses and bartender....

I have thought about this a lot. Did they bring all the condoms loose in their pockets or in a bag or maybe they were still in the box.
Were they arranged in a neat stack of columns of 3 or were they like a little hill?
So many questions are going to plague me for years and I don’t think I’ll ever get the answers.

 

[coollino]

I have thought about this a lot. Did they bring all the condoms loose in their pockets or in a bag or maybe they were still in the box.
Were they arranged in a neat stack of columns of 3 or were they like a little hill?
So many questions are going to plague me for years and I don’t think I’ll ever get the answers.

He makes it sound like you can get a 21 pack of them, but I'm not sure you can