@ForeverBlue92 missus is playing away
"Stop your breath stinks of Peroni and steak."
The New Arena
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"Stop your breath stinks of Peroni and steak."
DavidH
Player Valuation: £20m
No chance that's an insult.
Think you've missed the joke.
DavidH
Player Valuation: £20m
I remember being on a train after Villa away and some lad calling some fella a bifter. I'm a grown up and even I was trying to stop crying for about 5 minutes. Timing was precision, the lad could have chopped an edible blowfish it was that clean. No comeback, absolutely none. Brummie whopper
DavidH
Player Valuation: £20m
Shut up Jedward, I'm too busy on WhatsApp trying to arrange a pint and a steak.
Just in case anyone was interested in our man's seduction technique.
John Jako 1 - 1 HMRC.
Out of nowhere the HMRC have landed a sucker punch of unpaid taxes on me. Bitch move.
On a week on call with work starting today so no booze for me. Just gotta sit here and ponder why I didn’t realise I should I be paying Scottish income tax whilst living in Scotland. They defo think I’ve been tax evading and not just a buffoon.
lancs blue
Player Valuation: £35m
It’s Friday night
And I ain’t got a light
But I don’t give a sh..e
Cos I’m off to
THE NEW ARENA !!
And I ain’t got a light
But I don’t give a sh..e
Cos I’m off to
THE NEW ARENA !!
I am furiously trying to arrange some plans to eat food with a woman this weekend. Fingers crossed.
lancs blue
Player Valuation: £35m
Which part of her are you planning to eat with
Peroni and a steak lol
Where’s RapperMurph when you need him ?
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