The Mighty Eels

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Seven in a row for the Parramatta outfit, my other favourate team. Seemingly written off two months ago, now steamrolling into the Playoffs with some of the best attacking footy in years.

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Jarryd Hayne - One of the top 5 players in the world today, a freak of nature I would want to see playing for the blues at some stage. Can play Fullback, wing, halfback, anywhere this kid. Scores, tackles, fast as fcuk, kicks 40/20's, master of the chip and chase try.

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Daniel Mortimer - Son of Peter, nephew of former superstar Steve, 20 years old and look like the next big thing at Five Eight.

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Fui Fui Moi Moi - Crunching forward, fearless, a total weapon

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Eric Grothe Jr - Rock star and winger. Famous dad, bruising tackler

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Nathan Hindmarsh - Veteran forward, racks up 50 tackles a game every week

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Felete Mateo - The Harlem Globetrotter, a magician with the ball

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Joel Reddy - Mr 100%. Total commitment and hard as nails on the wing

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Luke Burt - Mr Reliable, fullback, fast and can kick goals from the sideline.

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Nathan Cayless - Captain Couragous. Leads from the front, the heart of the forward pack for a decade.

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Krisnan Inu - God fearing, shoulder charging weapon, we call him the smiling assassin

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Ben Smith - Defensive superstar Centre. Works all day.

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Mark Oliver Everett , aka , E .

( I learnt this bit from Dr. Karl and Zan , on Triple J ). His dad was a physicist whos theories were de-bunked by Ernst Bohr , famous physicist guy , which led to him sacking career as scientist .
30 years later , he turns out to be a genius .
Mark , E, had NO IDEA , and only discovered this after his dad's demise .
Get the fuk !!!
( Kudos , to Australia's youth radio station , home of the peerless Dr.K. - Zan's Ok , but she's no Kruselniki . )
 
Mark Oliver Everett , aka , E .

( I learnt this bit from Dr. Karl and Zan , on Triple J ). His dad was a physicist whos theories were de-bunked by Ernst Bohr , famous physicist guy , which led to him sacking career as scientist .
30 years later , he turns out to be a genius .
Mark , E, had NO IDEA , and only discovered this after his dad's demise .
Get the fuk !!!
( Kudos , to Australia's youth radio station , home of the peerless Dr.K. - Zan's Ok , but she's no Kruselniki . )

No way. I grew up with Dr Karl on the radio. That man is an information hero.
 

Hayne is a naughty little boy, but that Mortimer junior could be a model or something I'm sure. The Broncs are making a come back, we haven't missed the finals for goodness knows how many years now, 20 or something?
 
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