kevdotbadger
Player Valuation: £2.5m
He's defo got me using the word 'phenomenal' more than I ever have before.
In his Lukaku presser, he only used the word once
I was disappointed.
He's defo got me using the word 'phenomenal' more than I ever have before.
I was disappointed.CaughtOffside have done a mildly-diverting top 20 of likeable Prem managers, Pardew is predictably bottom, Brenda vaguely-avoiding relegation in 14th, and our very own comfortably at number one:
Moyes never gave me this kind of goof feeling, I'll say that much.
What's Gus Poyet doing down there with all those chumps?
Martinez strikes me as the kind of boss (in the real world not footy) you wouldn't mind having a pint with at 5.30.
You'd respect Moyes as your boss but also be happy when he was at a time management conference in Chesterfield

Why Chesterfield mate. In my home town he would not be welcomed by me or the diminished hoardes of Manure fans![]()
Look who's back.I hope you all realise how good he is and don't spit your dummy out if you finish lower than you did last season, the league will be much stronger next season so you can improve and still finish lower.