The likeable - detestable managerial cycle

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I'm bored and had a sherry. Forgive me. Anyway, I've noted we seem to have a habit of appointing likeable managers or utter human tragedies as managers.

Martinez, the smooth talking sex pot.

Koeman, the golf fixated moon headed, arrogant, graceless toad.

Allardyce, the not entirely hateable gravy stained hoofball merchant

Marco Silva, decent enough guy but a bit meh.

Ancelotti, the suave and charming deserter. Had our knickers down before going back to his true love.

Benitez, the bedsheet ruining by proxy bag of poison

Lampard, the cheeky scamp vibing with the fans.


What we getting next? Loveable rogue, or catastrophic waste of humanity? Name names.

 

[coollino]

I'm up for the centerists to decide

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I'm all in on Neil Warnock for someone that'll unite the forum in revulsion.

 

[ilikecheese]

I'm all in on Neil Warnock for someone that'll unite the forum in revulsion.

Roy Hodgson ticks a load of boxes.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Roy Hodgson ticks a load of boxes.

Shout

 

[chicoazul]

We need to hire a foul authoritarian every few cycles just to watch all the dars get excited on here and go all in on them, only to ridiculed as the out of touch disciplinarians fail very quickly in the modern game. Then push further as the dars refuse to admit they’re wrong as they’re detestable, bitter, wrangler wearing dinosaurs.

 

[maccavennie]

Phil Neville
Need someone who points with passion at the helm

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

We need to hire a foul authoritarian every few cycles just to watch all the dars get excited on here and go all in on them, only to ridiculed as the out of touch disciplinarians fail very quickly in the modern game. Then push further as the dars refuse to admit they’re wrong as they’re detestable, bitter, wrangler wearing dinosaurs.

I'm getting Tony Pulis vibes from this post.

 

[ilikecheese]

Steven Gerrard is available.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Steven Gerrard is available.

The one appointment that would be received worse than Benitez.

 

[maccavennie]

John Carver

Massive Newcastle fan

 

[maccavennie]

Trevor Francis.

Understudy to Bill Murray in Ghostbusters don't you know.

 

[ilikecheese]

The one appointment that would be received worse than Benitez.

And yet there would be a handful of nutters on here fully behind the man.

 

[JLW]

Let’s get some random South American in who doesn’t speak a word of English and plays 5/5 formation, no midfield 5 strikers 5 Centre backs and see how that goes! At least it will be entertaining.

 

[TheBigIguana]

Let’s get some random South American in who doesn’t speak a word of English and plays 5/5 formation, no midfield 5 strikers 5 Centre backs and see how that goes! At least it will be entertaining.

Not sure about all of that but I'm definitely into the not speaking English bit as it means it almost certainly won't be a lazy, retread type appointment.