The let off some steam Bennett Thread

[Goat]

That chico, with his blue avatar, massive, massive weapon, now hes having a go at the French, shockingly bad poster.

Anymore for anymore?

 

[chicoazul]

The Belgians. Worse than the French as they're not French but they want to be.


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[heatmeiser]

Toes.

Really rubbish when you bang them and nearly make you cry. Then they bleed and then turn blacky/purple.

They just get in the way, way can't we just have feet?

 

[bluebastardo]

Backs.
Mine's gone again. I want a new one, so I can do lots of naughty positions with my blow up.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

white dog [Poor language removed]....why don't you see it anymore?

 

[heatmeiser]

white dog [Poor language removed]....why don't you see it anymore?

White Dog Poop from the 70’s | Sarah Silverman Online

They don't eat Milky Bars as much as they used to.

All organic, free-range, corn-fed chickens these days.

 

[Goat]

YouTube - "I Gotta Feeling" Black Eyed Peas SPOOF

I would ruin her.

 

[heatmeiser]

YouTube - "I Gotta Feeling" Black Eyed Peas SPOOF

I would ruin her.

Thanks for wasting 2 minutes of my valuable life on that.

I was expecting a punchline. For her to slap out her tackle or something.

I've had funnier blood tests.







But yes, I obv would.

 

[NeoNaoNeo]

YouTube - "I Gotta Feeling" Black Eyed Peas SPOOF

I would ruin her.

Bret she's got it goin on

 

[Goat]

Yeah sorry, there is no punchline and its not funny at all, but my point was really about how much I wanted to destroy her insides.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

kites, there's not enough kids fly kites these days, after all the wind is free* ffs. just been out with a big 3d macaw from costco, way too much shogdite on the common land, which it appears to some means, "hey why have dogshit in your garden,come and do it here so that someones kids can maybe fall in it". they didnt like but did get harrassed by a big black dog that wasn't on a lead, according to its owner "it doesnt have to be on one when in a public place" and "it's friendly", mmmm they always are aren't they. i made her aware of the zone around my offspring that was a tolerance zone, roughly the distance from my hip to my boot.





*For now, 'using the enviroment tax pending'.

 

[Goat]

I bought my son a kite last year, got the wires all crossed, got a bit mad and smashed it up into little pieces, needless to say wont be trying again.

 

[NeoNaoNeo]

Can't stand kites. All that effort to get them up there then they're just....there.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

this harasses the local birds







i find it to be very appropriate

 

[Goat]

I cant believe ive gotta walk around Gullivers World for 8 hours tomorrow surrounded by frigging kids. I hate kids me.