The LCAB translator app!

[steken1]

Despite growing up in Huyton and living in the city my whole life I've never got a clue what LCAB is saying when he posts. The sermons are the reason I joined GOT in the first place but they seem to be produced in a different language to his other posts?

Clearly he's a well repected poster and is ITK with regards to the in's an out's and I wanna know what's what.

For this reason I've decided to create my own app to translate his stuff for the masses.

Anybody who can help will be rewarded with Facebook shares.

#noideawhotostandon

 

[icburns]

I have the utmost respect for LCAB and what he's done for the world of Evertonia, but I cannot for the life of me decipher a solid half of his writings. #BadBadYank

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Never had a problem. Proper linguist as well.

 

[steken1]

I have the utmost respect for LCAB and what he's done for the world of Evertonia, but I cannot for the life of me decipher a solid half of his writings. #BadBadYank

I feel like I'm missing out.

 

[icburns]

Never had a problem. Proper linguist as well.

Teach me your ways, O lofty Bryan.

 

[peteblue]

Don't read it as you would a normal text. Suspend any language rules and thoughts, just read as written, ignore comma's , full stops or any other punctuation, just imagine someone speaking to you and read it...........

 

[johnnydawg68]

Don't read it as you would a normal text. Suspend any language rules and thoughts, just read as written, ignore comma's , full stops or any other punctuation, just imagine someone speaking to you and read it...........

That's the key.

 

[Elong]

I couldn't be further away from him and have never met the man, but he's clear as mud mate, you've just got to read it with the dialect and the accent. It's beautiful to read to be honest mucka.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Take two spliffs and read it in the morning...

 

[Brennan]

It's really not difficult.

 

[BigBlueConk]

Sometimes its not the words, its the meaning.

You speak to LCAB, you learn about yourself.

 

[paulbefc]

Relatively easy most of the time. Can't say I've never had to read a line twice though.

 

[little curly alan ball]

W-T-F tho ???

MOST of yous are Mickey's , FFS !!!

Q ; Fox ; Does HE pose similar probs or is it just Me ???

Stand On Me = Believe Me ; Ask Ya Arl Fella ...

Read it phonetically ; every letter is a winner !!!

Any dough gets made on the Apps , I want a slice or Yo' Asses In Court , Brothers ...

Enjoy The Weather ..!!!

 

[little curly alan ball]

Take two spliffs and read it in the morning...

Haha

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THISSIO

 

[Bigmaclad]

You have to read it from the bottom up..