FTY
Player Valuation: £80m
Aye, she showed me a picture of her boyfriend, (who's 20 btw, yewtree), about an hour before, defo looked STD ridden.Hahaha Aldershot.
You're now an unwitting carrier of at least 14 different STDs.
There's some cracking Gurkha restaurants in Aldershot and a decent Jack the Rippers that was pretty cheap and had negotiable "extras", a nightclub that consisted entirely of plywood and linoleum, and a police force that seemed happy to use broken ribs and concussion as an acceptable restraint tactic.
If anything, the place went downhill, AFTER the Paras left town.








