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Hahaha Aldershot.

You're now an unwitting carrier of at least 14 different STDs.

There's some cracking Gurkha restaurants in Aldershot and a decent Jack the Rippers that was pretty cheap and had negotiable "extras", a nightclub that consisted entirely of plywood and linoleum, and a police force that seemed happy to use broken ribs and concussion as an acceptable restraint tactic.

If anything, the place went downhill, AFTER the Paras left town.
Aye, she showed me a picture of her boyfriend, (who's 20 btw, yewtree), about an hour before, defo looked STD ridden.
 

Oh. My. God.

Lads I've think I've found the one...

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I wonder what her personality is like?











Nah just kidding.
 

I just knew it was coming though. Seriously, I said right before the goal, "just don't switch off".

It was always going to be tough going to Stamford Bridge against one of the best defences in the league without a decent striker. Never mind. I've kind of written the league season off now expectations wise and I'm just going to enjoy each game as it comes. Hopefully we can give Arsenal a good game in the FA Cup and take it from there. We'll be stronger next season though, I'm sure of it.

It's my first night out since NYE tomorrow night and I am determined to smash something to make up for it.
 
gunna get honey jack on the rocks with coke on the go.

watching a film i recorded called "The Mexican" purely because that's my nickname in some places, any good guys?
 

Lads.... I'm on one of these For sale or swap sites on Facebook.... Somebody just made a post to inform people that a black and white cat wearing a red collar has been run over and killed by a transit van just up the road from my house.... My mrs won't let me ask how much they want for the collar
 

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