FTY
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Remember you saying that.I got run over outside a club in Lisbon a few years ago, not the Lisbon FFS..
Drink and lap dancers don't mix.
Remember you saying that.I got run over outside a club in Lisbon a few years ago, not the Lisbon FFS..
Drink and lap dancers don't mix.
It's where my hatred of taxi drivers originates from mate xWas it on an F1 track?
What did you do that was so bad they run you over? Did you touch????
Yeah was a stag do as well, easy to get carried away once you're in there.
On a side note the girl getting married had her hen night in Bournemouth on the same night and got knobbed by some random bloke, the wedding never went ahead haha

She was a cabbie too?It's where my hatred of taxi drivers originates from mate x
I've been to a few joints over the years mate..She was a cabbie too?
That's one busy girl.
How good does that sound..I could take you to a few places in Rio.
How good does that sound..

The strip bars double as brothels basically. The girls dance totally nude and will grind on your lap in the hope of bagging a punter to go out back with
Good lord.
The strip bars double as brothels basically. The girls dance totally nude and will grind on your lap in the hope of bagging a punter to go out back with