The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[tommye]

I'd help her get Australian residency, Mrs Degs may be quite unhappy about the arrangements though.

just dump her remains in the outback mate. Start a bush fire or some sh1t. Sorted ffs.

 

[johnnydawg68]

Degsy's thought for the night.

What is the world coming to when JDawg is actualling seeking advice about women from mere mortals?

Haha we'll get it back on track here boys.

Ok for Jock. More pics of girls I've slotted...note these pics are not necessarily in the same time frame as when said "motion in the ocean" occurred...

Defo the first real love of my life:

Still talk to this one regularly. She's preggo now though. Really funny too. Lives in Arizona though and the LTR thing wasn't working:

 

[johnnydawg68]

Mr Dawg. Please excuse my bluntness. I will come straight to the point. Whilst this young lady is extremely beautiful, sexy and no doubt charming, fun, clever and great company, she is however Mexican. This means, as you well know, that by the time she is 60 she will be 4ft tall, her arse as wide as the Gulf of Mexico and as hairy as Cousin IT. This happens to all mexican women. Think long and hard about this Mr Dawg.

Noted.

 

[johnnydawg68]

I don't want to distract from JDawgs story, and hopefuly the Modz will sort out a poll on here soon...

BUT i had a very interested phone call today from a television producer, let's just say I may be appearing on your TV screens soon.

As BlueBill says, WATCH THIS SPACE

Go Cena!!!!

 

[tommye]

I don't want to distract from JDawgs story, and hopefuly the Modz will sort out a poll on here soon...

BUT i had a very interested phone call today from a television producer, let's just say I may be appearing on your TV screens soon.

As BlueBill says, WATCH THIS SPACE

you're from bootle, so using this as a guide I'm guessing it was crimewatch. Right aren't I.

 

[Degs62]

Hopefully the Cena show has been snapped up by the networks.

*puts patent on 'Degsy's thought for the night'

 

[Cena]

you're from bootle, so using this as a guide I'm guessing it was crimewatch. Right aren't I.

It wasn't Crimewatch haha. I don't wanna give too much away because it might not happen yet, but i'll be excited if it comes off.

 

[tommye]

It wasn't Crimewatch haha. I don't wanna give too much away because it might not happen yet, but i'll be excited if it comes off.

good luck lid. Fingers crossed n that.

 

[The T-Dex]

Embarrassing bodies?

 

[Degs62]

you're from bootle, so using this as a guide I'm guessing it was crimewatch. Right aren't I.

Don't tar all Bootle boys with the same brush, I worked there for 7 years and only had one car stolen and two broken into.

 

[Degs62]

Embarrassing bodies?

HAHAHA

Snog, Marry, Avoid.

 

[The T-Dex]

How Clean Is Your House?

 

[tommye]

Don't tar all Bootle boys with the same brush, I worked there for 7 years and only had one car stolen and two broken into.

yeah but you only drove to work for the first 3 days. After that it was strictly public transport.

 

[tommye]

why have the modz not changed your name yet cena?

 

[tommye]

i want