IJJY'S MYTH
PART 3 - COKELORE
Now there are many Myths about the popular soft drink Coca Cola, but the most famous one is that is once did indeed contain cocaine.
After a bit of research I have discovered that this is indeed true and it was used until around the 1920's in the drink.
But how did it come to be in there? Lets take a look.
Coke was invented in the 1880's and people were miserable bastards back then. You can understand why, no Apple products and people taking a dump in the street was seen as normal (still is in some parts of England (*cough Basingstoke)).
Anyway, in the Coke factory some lads were having a chat about how crap everything was and this one chap, Chico, I think his name was, had an idea about how to give the world a kick and make everyone a bit happier. So in went the cocaine and look at us now!
Rumour also has it that the side effects didnt always go well. Hitler drank loads of his stuff in his youth and by all accounts was a bit nuts. Nobody knows why he thought that 'tasche looked good, but he thought it was amazing cos he was off his tits on Coca Cola he'd drank when he was younger.
Thanks for reading.