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Good to see that you've come around mate. The Europa League is ace.

I only don't like it because it would destroy our squad :(

Also, been talking about the EL/CL in the Everton Forum, it's depressing to think that even if we qualified for the CL it wouldn't really make much of a difference to the club in terms of pushing on and improving our overall strength.
 
I only don't like it because it would destroy our squad :(

Also, been talking about the EL/CL in the Everton Forum, it's depressing to think that even if we qualified for the CL it wouldn't really make much of a difference to the club in terms of pushing on and improving our overall strength.

It's pointless to think like that in the first place in my opinion. It's not like you can just wait a few years, sign a few players and eventually make 300mil a year. Firstly because it's not Football Manager and secondly because you're not running the club anyway you tit, you're a fan. The only way to get anywhere is play whatever your current level is and try to beat as many good teams as you can in the hope of winning something.
 
It's pointless to think like that in the first place in my opinion. It's not like you can just wait a few years, sign a few players and eventually make 300mil a year. Firstly because it's not Football Manager and secondly because you're not running the club anyway you tit, you're a fan. The only way to get anywhere is play whatever your current level is and try to beat as many good teams as you can in the hope of winning something.

Supporters from lower league teams must think 'what a load of nobs' when supporters of teams like Everton who have won nothing in nearly 20 years are so derisive towards the League Cup and Europa League.
 
IJJY'S MYTH
PART 3 - COKELORE


Now there are many Myths about the popular soft drink Coca Cola, but the most famous one is that is once did indeed contain cocaine.
After a bit of research I have discovered that this is indeed true and it was used until around the 1920's in the drink.
But how did it come to be in there? Lets take a look.
Coke was invented in the 1880's and people were miserable bastards back then. You can understand why, no Apple products and people taking a dump in the street was seen as normal (still is in some parts of England (*cough Basingstoke)).
Anyway, in the Coke factory some lads were having a chat about how crap everything was and this one chap, Chico, I think his name was, had an idea about how to give the world a kick and make everyone a bit happier. So in went the cocaine and look at us now!
Rumour also has it that the side effects didnt always go well. Hitler drank loads of his stuff in his youth and by all accounts was a bit nuts. Nobody knows why he thought that 'tasche looked good, but he thought it was amazing cos he was off his tits on Coca Cola he'd drank when he was younger.

Thanks for reading.
 
Annoyed about people dissing the Europa.

I'd give my left nut to see Everton win the Europa League. Yeah, it's not as prestigious as the Champions League but it's a trophy and a bloody hard one to win at that !

I prefer the Europa to the Champions League
 
IJJY'S MYTH
PART 3 - COKELORE


Now there are many Myths about the popular soft drink Coca Cola, but the most famous one is that is once did indeed contain cocaine.
After a bit of research I have discovered that this is indeed true and it was used until around the 1920's in the drink.
But how did it come to be in there? Lets take a look.
Coke was invented in the 1880's and people were miserable bastards back then. You can understand why, no Apple products and people taking a dump in the street was seen as normal (still is in some parts of England (*cough Basingstoke)).
Anyway, in the Coke factory some lads were having a chat about how crap everything was and this one chap, Chico, I think his name was, had an idea about how to give the world a kick and make everyone a bit happier. So in went the cocaine and look at us now!
Rumour also has it that the side effects didnt always go well. Hitler drank loads of his stuff in his youth and by all accounts was a bit nuts. Nobody knows why he thought that 'tasche looked good, but he thought it was amazing cos he was off his tits on Coca Cola he'd drank when he was younger.

Thanks for reading.

Good stuff Ijjy.

Apparently only something like 6 people in the world know the Coca Cola recipe. Rumour has it Paul and Barry Chuckle are two of them.
 
The recent list of winners proves it is hardly a piece of crap trophy. Very big trophy for us to win, only clubs it isn't prestigious for are Chelsea and Man Utd in England.

I would lose my mind if we won it!

is it just english teams that aren't too bothered? anyway, i'm sure moyes would try his damndest to win it if we and him are there next season. i'd rather see us go all guns blazing trying to win that and play a few bench players in one-off league games and finish about 9th with a good run in the europe i.e. semi-final. we play in the league every year and the maximum we're ever going to get atm is 4th anyway, silverwear is where it is at. CL qualification is great, but i don't celebrate it now as if we'd won a trophy, just a good season that's in the past.
 
This is the best thread because newbies tend to stay away. It's the old gang.

Even if a newbie enters its usually the ones who actually understand the 'Ale House Way'

If that makes any sense.

WTF?

Any more bollocks spouted like that and I'll close this thread.

It's an open forum, not a hangout for a few lids.
 
WTF?

Any more bollocks spouted like that and I'll close this thread.

It's an open forum, not a hangout for a few lids.

Wo wo wo, Dan, if you look 10 or so posts back I said i'd love it if more lids posted in here, last thing I want is for it to be a thread 'just for the few'
 
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