The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[Groucho]

Again, seeing as you asked Tommy;

DD Machinery, a U.S company, offers what it calls the world’s first mechanical spanking machine, the Robospanker.

The Pretenders recorded a song called 'Bad Boys Get Spanked'.

Ray Parker Jr. sings “Spank me, whoop me, let me come back home. Break out the leather baby,â€￾ on his ‘80s hit 'Bad Boy'.

 

[JamesBT]

Well well well.

The Caps Lock Hour Amnesty was well and truly smashed! Real excellent CLH and ITV2's CLH Xtra.

However I will suggest, if people are good for this, no CLH till the 22nd?

Love u x

I was not a part of this break away CLh and will not do one until the 'Big One' on Oct 22nd

 

[JamesBT]

Since when were Europe getting Spanked Tommy??? Pretty close really

 

[Allezfan]

Parrots name their children.

I originally read this as 'parents name their children' and couldn't work out why you thought we'd be surprised.

Ace facts once again, mate.

 

[Groucho]

I originally read this as 'parents name their children' and couldn't work out why you thought we'd be surprised.

Ace facts once again, mate.

I was considering "Offspring #1", but we settled on "Ava" instead.

 

[toffeejack]

buzzing after that lads.

2012 - what a ****ing year for sport. wales win the grand slam, everton been boss in virtually every game (forget the FA Cup), been to watch them twice in two boss performances/wins in swansea (first time i've seen us since 05)london olympics were great, Euro 2012, Paralympics so inspirational, Andy Murray winning a slam and now Europe shocking the world with a great comeback in the ryder. all i need now is for england to win that so called cricket

 

[icburns]

What were you infected for?

Calling someone a mong ffs.

Well in, mate! Your girlfriend isn't available in my country

Probably for the best mate x

 

[noharmdone]

Tried to avoid the golf result, so I could watch motd 2 and then the bbc golf coverage / highlights... Bloody impossible nowdays..

 

[noharmdone]

13/1 Europe were this morning..

 

[toffeejack]

Calling someone a mong ffs.

hah, no need to say that about me because i posted i put a fiver on man utd

 

[somuchfun]

Isn't it nice when you are just minding your business and then you suddenly notice your gf is wearing an Everton shirt? <3

 

[Azzurri]

Isn't it nice when you are just minding your business and then you suddenly notice your gf is wearing an Everton shirt? <3

Dunno...

 

[Azzurri]

My ma just bought £20s worth of fish from a door to door salesman.

Dafuq?

 

[Allezfan]

My ma just bought £20s worth of fish from a door to door salesman.

Dafuq?

I've done that. They came from the docks to deliver some my neighbour had ordered and they just started knocking on the doors nearby to see if anyone wanted some fish, like. I ended up getting a ride in their van to the nearest cash machine.

Good stuff, too. Had the plaice with a white sauce, t'was lovely.

 

[Cena]

Gammon, egg and chips for tea, feel boss about that