The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[toffeejack]

Mate, the tuba is bigger than the Mrs.. school run on tuba day is a f*cking mare... pushchairs.. tuba's.. mental.. He is decent, but the tech side of after school is more appealing. I was amazed on another thread that someones kid came home with an instrument without the teachers asking.. We had to sign all sorts and get insurance for the Tuba..

ha goats lad with the trumpet?

 

[noharmdone]

My other lad is all over string at the mo.. bought him an acoustic guitar the other day.. but bizarrely.. he loves the ukelele..

 

[noharmdone]

F*cking tuba is bigger than him!

Is he any good at it? Our oldest (she's 11 too) plays cello, and it costs us a bloody fortune in fees every term.

Subsidised £35 a term here ?

 

[icburns]

Just got through one of the most harrowing experiences of my life. I was walking down the hall in my building when I felt a bit of gas coming on. Thinking little of it, I released, but was met with a viscous and chunky stream of poo water. It was only by good fortune that I was within three swift, but measured steps from my room and bathroom, for any longer and the trickling ooze may have cleared my undergarments and leaked onto the carpet.

Though I had reached the toilet, my toils and soils were hardly done with. After an half roll of toilet paper and a shower, I felt my bowels bracing for another fecal eruption. I thought, perhaps, that since I was on the toilet at this time, that the danger was over. This theory, however, proved invalid, for the sheer force of the blast from my anus displaced enough bowl water to send a wall of sloshing waste across my entire backside.

After expending the remaining toilet paper in the roll and utilizing (once again) the shower, I'm able to say now (with some confidence) that the danger has passed. FFS, lads, it was horrific.

 

[ricardobee]

Tequila does that to me. Have you had tequila?

 

[noharmdone]

I see your bowel problems.. I may raise you ?

 

[JamesBT]

Infinite mobile rep burnsy haha that was quality.


I'm over and out anyway, night night.

 

[bluejock]

Hahaha Burnso brilliant pal.

Nothing like taking your arse for a pish.

 

[noharmdone]

Hahaha Burnso brilliant pal.

Nothing like taking your arse for a pish.

Arse for a piss.. still use that phrase now.. no-one else get it...

 

[Elong]

On the ****ter all day on and off, massive bbq and beer will do that!

 

[noharmdone]

Bowel problems.. I raise you...

 

[bluejock]

Arse for a piss.. still use that phrase now.. no-one else get it...

I always use it for the sh*ts. Either that or sh*tting through the eye of a needle.

 

[noharmdone]

I always use it for the sh*ts. Either that or sh*tting through the eye of a needle.

The above pic shows what ' arse for a piss ' can really mean lol...

 

[bluejock]

Yipes.

On a separate note, you're delightfully hairy! Are you part baboon?

 

[noharmdone]

Yipes.

On a separate note, you're delightfully hairy! Are you part baboon?

Nice one.. my 8 year old had got hairy legs already,, told him they will look cool soon.. dosent get it...