The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[Cena]

Having a kebab for tea like, was gonna go chippy, but cba walking, so order in it is.

Starvin ere, could demolish a chicken kebab.

Bowl of scouse for me 2nite

 

[Goat]

Starvin ere, could demolish a chicken kebab.

Bowl of scouse for me 2nite

Well the missus is out and I dont wanna be farting around cooking when the game is on like, hate having my tea when the kids are up, me and food need alone time.

 

[Cena]

Well the missus is out and I dont wanna be farting around cooking when the game is on like, hate having my tea when the kids are up, me and food need alone time.

Nah its a sensible touch, be arsed cooking mate, av only gotta warm up me scouse like

 

[chicoazul]

What? You are not even fat?

See Goat's answer. And I kept my corset well hidden from you mate.

Mrs Llama is currently grilling some new forest free range chili sausages for me to scarf in a fresh baguette.

Oh wow. Please report back. They sound ACE. Give her a vigorous thank you bumming too.

At least you didn't have chow hall Taco Tuesday. Last week one of our guys got a snarky taco and sh!t himself on the airplane. He was trying to bust out a mega fart, but his sh!t fart separator failed and he filled up his running shorts like a diaper. GROSS.

Hahahahaha.

Thats cos he eats like a girl mate.

You wanna try it some time toots.


sucks on celery*

 

[Goat]

Thats why you cant hold a pint lad, weak from lack of food.

Mind you, you could always suck on Azulas melons, they could feed a family for a month them like.

 

[chicoazul]

Thats why you cant hold a pint lad, weak from lack of food.

Mind you, you could always suck on Azulas melons, they could feed a family for a month them like.

Oh ffs.

 

[Goat]

Just sayin mate.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Is your missus partially sighted like? Just asking.

 

[Astro78]

A little less than 20 mins from kickoff right, so until then it is Question time with Astro. No holds barred. I am bored and want to make time fly until I get to see my beloved blues.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

A little less than 20 mins from kickoff right, so until then it is Question time with Astro. No holds barred. I am bored and want to make time fly until I get to see my beloved blues.

YES!!

 

[chicoazul]

Is your missus partially sighted like? Just asking.

You [Poor language removed] Bry. I done my hair boss for you, best aftershave and everything.

 

[Cena]

Watching the match now lads, will be back later

 

[Goat]

Is your missus partially sighted like? Just asking.

WHO THE FCK YOU TALKIN TO LAD?

 

[Astro78]

We are now on page 666 of the Late Show thread. Be careful lids.

 

[Astro78]

Just started the Everton playlist on itunes. Time to get serious. Come on the 'Ton!