toffeejack
Player Valuation: £100m
I'VE NOT HAD A CRISP BUTTY FOR AGES
CHEESE AND ONION CRISP BUTTIES ARE PYAR NICE
I'VE NOT HAD A CRISP BUTTY FOR AGES
I WORK IN LYNDHURST NOW SO ITS FAIRLY CLOSE.
I LIKE SATAY SAUCE
I TELL U WHAT I CAN IMAGINE LAD,
A BIG CHICKEN SH1TTIN OUT AN EGG AND GOIN "FRY ME YOU BIG BELLSNIFF AND STICK ME IN A SAUSAGE BUTTY YOU GIMBO FEATURE"
NOT SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT A CRISP IN MY SANDWICH
IT MIGHT BE THE WORK OF A DEVIL
MY FAVOURITE SAUCE IS SALAD CREAM LADS, NOT EVEN ARSED
MY FAVOURITE SAUCE IS SALAD CREAM LADS, NOT EVEN ARSED
BOTH OF YOU MOVE TO SOUTHAMPTON AND FORGET ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE
CHEESE AND ONION CRISP BUTTIES ARE PYAR NICE
LAD IM GONNA THROW CHEESE AND ONIOPN CHRISPAS AT UR LIFE.
NOT EVEN ARSED.
WALKERS LAD
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