The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[bluejock]

YES DEGS.

Can't be doing with these Bainaar, Jellyfish, Peanuts blerts

This is my pet hate.

 

[ijjysmith]

SHUTUP!!!!!

SHE IS PERFECTION

Let's face it neither of them are Stacey Keibler are they?

 

[Cena]

Let's face it neither of them are Stacey Keibler are they?

I tell you what, let the viewers decide! Bare with me

 

[Degs62]

Put them on your tallywacker, not your nose.

NEXT!

When I go to the toilet brown lumpy stuff often comes out of my arse, is this normal?

 

[Azzurri]

What do you make of the taste though Azz?

I licked one of them banana flavoured ones once. Wasn't that bad, actually.

 

[chicoazul]

Who's got the fittest mar on here?

 

[bluejock]

Who's got the fittest mar on here?

Must be Goat, no?

 

[The-Golden-Vision]

When I go to the toilet brown lumpy stuff often comes out of my arse, is this normal?

To dispense with medical terms, you are fu*ked lad. Write a will and pick out a nice headstone immediately.














P.S. it's been lovely knowing you.

NEXT!

 

[peteblue]

When I go to the toilet brown lumpy stuff often comes out of my arse, is this normal?

NO, it certainly is not, could be Aids......hope this helps...

 

[Cena]

or

 

[peteblue]

Who's got the fittest mar on here?

Tommy's mar used to be a looker like........

 

[The-Golden-Vision]

or

I'd crawl butt naked through broken glass just to sniff one of their farts!

 

[Degs62]

To dispense with medical terms, you are fu*ked lad. Write a will and pick out a nice headstone immediately.









P.S. it's been lovely knowing you.

Thanks TGV, I've written a will, I'm giving all my money to needy women, my children to a middle eastern investor and my wife to JDawg. The headstone is un-necessary because I'm opting for cremation.

I would just like to thank everyone on GOT for making me welcome the last 6 months and I wish Everton good luck for the coming season. I will keep all updated on the progress of my impending demise.

 

[bluejock]

Mrs Jock says the brunette because "She looks filth and would be up for some proper muck."

 

[Cena]

Mrs Jock says the brunette because "She looks filth and would be up for some proper muck."

Mrs Jock is on the ball, she's a keeper her BBFL