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explain tomorrow bryskiDAFUQUONABOUT
explain tomorrow bryskiDAFUQUONABOUT
i fingered someone wingmanning, my mate didn even wanna be wingmanned, bell
Top doge, much drunk, very no sense, so same as last week. Good work
Suspected 'broken fifth metatarsal'. They can't tell whether it is without an x ray because the sprain's so bad that it's swelled like a balloon.
That's the last time I ever jump a railing when drunk.

Had a mad night me, went into town for a few which turned into going proper into town, rapping with these lids I didn't know with some busker, getting felt up in a bar by some pure fat bird, had an argument with a lesbian.
Hahaha productive then
Thank god I don't feel like death this morning.
afternoon guys sunday roast today.
I cant wait.i'd kill for one today!!!
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