The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[Del]

Lads. Serious question time here.

My bird's ma is a complete and utter knobhead. Always starting on my girlfriend for no reason whatsoever. Constantly making stuff up to cause arguments and that.

They always have murder in front of me. Do I speak up and tell her she's being a knobhead? She loves me for some reason and has never had a go at me but just seems to look for arguments. Never met anyone so selfish in my life.

At the moment I'm just keeping my trap shut. Probably for the best, isn't it? Dying to say something, though.

Go around to your birds mar's on a horse, Wear only a bowler hat and rigger boots

Knock on the door with a cane, When she opens the door shoot fireworks out of your arse into the sky that spell "YOUR RAT STINKS OF SH1TE"

Ride off into the night

 

[bluejock]

"Morning Scott."

The Aviator nailed it here.

Had that in a pub quiz once. We were the only team out of about 20 that got it.

 

[Moomin]

 

[Azzurri]

Go around to your birds mar's on a horse, Wear only a bowler hat and rigger boots

Knock on the door with a cane, When she opens the door shoot fireworks out of your arse into the sky that spell "YOUR RAT STINKS OF SH1TE"

Ride off into the night

Hahahahahahaha I'm actually laughing here. Have been for about 5 minutes.

This could work.

 

[Azzurri]

Azz Good Azz It Gets

No work tomorrow. Still getting paid.


*windmills*

 

[Del]

Brennen?

 

[Kurt.]

Top Gun is ace



Tom Cruise is whopper though

 

[Brennan]

Watching Crash again.

Those scenes with the overturned car and the one with the little girl and the gun are unreal.

 

[tsubaki]

The remake of 13 Assassins on Film Four tonight.

Keanu Reeves cannot have seen it or he would have killed himself.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Watching Crash again.

Those scenes with the overturned car and the one with the little girl and the gun are unreal.

Quality film that. Not seen it for ages though.

Having said that, I don't often re-watch films.

 

[Goat]

I am Jesus reborn.

Pray to me.

 

[bluejock]

Goat in the Late Show

HOLLA

Goat, would you consider taking part in a CAPS LOCK HOUR?

 

[FTY]

Just need Davek and Danny in here now, the ultimate CLH.

 

[orly]

Just need Davek and Danny in here now, the ultimate CLH.

ORLY?

 

[FTY]

ORLY?

You too mate.