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[Furey1878]

Also, I don't know how well you know her, but she should be showing interest in you by asking questions. If she's not doing that she's A) not interested or B) Self-centered and you can swerve shooting here.

This is a very important point.

 

[FTY]

I don't massively mind self centred girls tbh, swerves talking about me which I don't like doing, and there's always something to talk about. But it's difficult to take it to the next step with them really.

 

[johnnydawg68]

Just finger her.

Or go with J-Dawg's advice.

Might bump Ask J-Dawg over something tomorrow btw, if you don't mind?

Yeah mate 'course. As you can see, even in my own life, things aren't so easy all the time. It's complicated, but the best thing is just be free and easy. My problem is I'm getting a lot pickier as I get older. I won't waste my time with women I'm not into beyond their looks. I need that too, but there's a certain personality type that is like catnip to me. And you can be a supermodel, but if you don't flip my switches chemistry wise, I'm NEA.

 

[johnnydawg68]

I don't massively mind self centred girls tbh, swerves talking about me which I don't like doing, and there's always something to talk about. But it's difficult to take it to the next step with them really.

You should start minding. They're a huge waste of time and energy. You deserve better. It's much better when she's making an effort like you are.

Friendly advice. You're young yet.

 

[FTY]

Yeah mate 'course. As you can see, even in my own life, things are so easy all the time. It's complicated, but the best thing is just be free and easy. My problem is I'm getting a lot pickier as I get older. I won't waste my time with women I'm not into beyond their looks. I need that too, but there's a certain personality type that is like catnip to me. And you can be a supermodel, but if you don't flip my switches chemistry wise, I'm NEA.

I'm not at that stage yet, I'm gonna be honest I only really go for looks, I'm not interested in being in relationships with them and neither are they so personality does't massively come into it.

 

[Millea]

Yeah I know. I actually made a date with one I've been after for a while last night, which made me forget about the other one. Still no one likes being rejected, although we know that there's no way every single girl we're interested in is going to feel the same way.

I think my age is finally catching up to me. Most of them think I'm mid 30's (this one did too), and when they find out my real age, I can sense a difference.

Anyway, as to your situation, I can sympathize. I wasn't totally sure about mine either. She stayed over last Saturday and the evening went well, but she just wanted to hang out. I'm all for being friends with women, but it DOES complicate things.

So when she's over, try some light touching. Nothing sexual, just touch her shoulder, back, hair - not in a creepy way - just see what the reaction is. Pay close attention to her eyes. If the pupils get big when she's talking to you or vice versa (you should be looking directly into here eyes when you speak to her if possible), and she touched her hair a lot - she's interested.

Hard isn't it Jdawg, I've had sweet f-all for over a year now and it's proper stressing me out.

That's a compliment that though thinking that you're mid 30's! I'd have to agree with them like tbh. I don't see why they'd change once the know your age, a bit silly if you ask me. If their interested, shouldn't matter how old you are to how old they thought you are.

There all the things I had planned for when she came round though, not gonna just throw myself straight in there because it has been ages since I've seen her and I'm always wary of them just turning round and swerving me if I did then I'd look like a right tit. Hopefully she's interested and it all goes well.

Also, I don't know how well you know her, but she should be showing interest in you by asking questions. If she's not doing that she's A) not interested or B) Self-centered and you can swerve shooting here.

When I first met her around a year ago, we were both drunk and got off with each other all night and that like then I found out she proper liked me but at the time I was a bad tit and weren't really into her. Mainly because she was a bit weird, but we spoke loads. We lost touch and started talking again recently, she said she'd be game for coming over and having a drink and watching films and that I just don't know if she's being a bad bum and wants free alcohol.

 

[FTY]

Hard isn't it Jdawg, I've had sweet f-all for over a year now and it's proper stressing me out.

That's a compliment that though thinking that you're mid 30's! I'd have to agree with them like tbh. I don't see why they'd change once the know your age, a bit silly if you ask me. If their interested, shouldn't matter how old you are to how old they thought you are.

There all the things I had planned for when she came round though, not gonna just throw myself straight in there because it has been ages since I've seen her and I'm always wary of them just turning round and swerving me if I did then I'd look like a right tit. Hopefully she's interested and it all goes well.


When I first met her around a year ago, we were both drunk and got off with each other all night and that like then I found out she proper liked me but at the time I was a bad tit and weren't really into her. Mainly because she was a bit weird, but we spoke loads. We lost touch and started talking again recently, she said she'd be game for coming over and having a drink and watching films and that I just don't know if she's being a bad bum and wants free alcohol.

Mate she defo wants the D. 100%.

 

[FTY]

You should start minding. They're a huge waste of time and energy. You deserve better. It's much better when she's making an effort like you are.

Friendly advice. You're young yet.

Yeah I prefer girls who are interested in me like, but I don't mind girls who are self centred. When it comes to relationships I wouldn't go for that type of girl.

I know yeah, your advice is ace mate.

 

[orly]

I've had the same girlfriend for years, so the only advice I can provide is

1. Post pics
2. Doge pics are still funny
3. Hi Carlos what did you have for tea?
4. Much wow

 

[johnnydawg68]

Hard isn't it Jdawg, I've had sweet f-all for over a year now and it's proper stressing me out.

That's a compliment that though thinking that you're mid 30's! I'd have to agree with them like tbh. I don't see why they'd change once the know your age, a bit silly if you ask me. If their interested, shouldn't matter how old you are to how old they thought you are.

There all the things I had planned for when she came round though, not gonna just throw myself straight in there because it has been ages since I've seen her and I'm always wary of them just turning round and swerving me if I did then I'd look like a right tit. Hopefully she's interested and it all goes well.


When I first met her around a year ago, we were both drunk and got off with each other all night and that like then I found out she proper liked me but at the time I was a bad tit and weren't really into her. Mainly because she was a bit weird, but we spoke loads. We lost touch and started talking again recently, she said she'd be game for coming over and having a drink and watching films and that I just don't know if she's being a bad bum and wants free alcohol.

I'm pretty sure you're getting laid son. If you don't F it up. My God, she's coming over to watch a movie and drink? Lights out. You subtely start stroking her hair...she turns...your eyes meet...lips...locking....tongues...searching...clothes...bound for the floor.

See if you can video the whole thing. For research purposes of course.

 

[Millea]

Mate she defo wants the D. 100%.

Let's hope so like ffs.

I've had the same girlfriend for years, so the only advice I can provide is

1. Post pics
2. Doge pics are still funny
3. Hi Carlos what did you have for tea?
4. Much wow

Hahahaha!

I'm pretty sure you're getting laid son. If you don't F it up. My God, she's coming over to watch a movie and drink? Lights out. You subtely start stroking her hair...she turns...your eyes meet...lips...locking....tongues...searching...clothes...bound for the floor.

See if you can video the whole thing. For research purposes of course.

I'll try my best not to ruin it, I promise but I'm an idiot haha.

I'll try my best for research material for you lids.

 

[Moomin]

Hard isn't it Jdawg, I've had sweet f-all for over a year now and it's proper stressing me out.

That's a compliment that though thinking that you're mid 30's! I'd have to agree with them like tbh. I don't see why they'd change once the know your age, a bit silly if you ask me. If their interested, shouldn't matter how old you are to how old they thought you are.

There all the things I had planned for when she came round though, not gonna just throw myself straight in there because it has been ages since I've seen her and I'm always wary of them just turning round and swerving me if I did then I'd look like a right tit. Hopefully she's interested and it all goes well.


When I first met her around a year ago, we were both drunk and got off with each other all night and that like then I found out she proper liked me but at the time I was a bad tit and weren't really into her. Mainly because she was a bit weird, but we spoke loads. We lost touch and started talking again recently, she said she'd be game for coming over and having a drink and watching films and that I just don't know if she's being a bad bum and wants free alcohol.

If its not going well, when she leaves the room just get totally naked. Its the equivalent of going all in on a game of poker.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Don't ask me. I just got shot down. Feel like a proper tit now.

Gutted mate.

She's fit lad, trust me.


Might have to BLF lar lid, how's your girl adventures going?

Nothing to report really Lloyd lad. I've got bored of POF again. I hate talking to girls over text, especially if you've never met them before.

I've seen that girl in my class a couple of times this week though. Talked to her a bit, but I'm never on my own with her, so it's difficult. Got a sharp hair cut though and I'm nailing the gym so hopefully I'll catch her eye

 

[FTY]

Just play it cool lad, by the sounds of it you won't have to do much work, just don't do anything out of place and it will happen.

If you post pics I'll post pics of the girl I'm meeting on Saturday, deal?

 

[orly]

Just play it cool lad, by the sounds of it you won't have to do much work, just don't do anything out of place and it will happen.

If you post pics I'll post pics of the girl I'm meeting on Saturday, deal?

You go first FTY, just to get the ball rolling