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Azz Good Azz It Gets

Had to run off the pitch to have a sh*t at footy tonight. It was horrific. Literally exploded out in liquid form.

Not good, until I came back on and told one of our players what happened. Opposition lid called me a 'scruffy cnut' or something along them lines so I replied 'no soap you know mate' and wiped my hands all over his mouth.

He went absolutely spare and spent the rest of the game trying to kick me instead of actually play football. Winner.
 
Veg Vs Meat Xmas dinner edition

Sprouts and parsnip vs Roast Turkey and Pigs in Blankets.

Not even close, like asking Osman to wrestle Lukaku
 
Azzurri said:
Azz Good Azz It Gets

Had to run off the pitch to have a sh*t at footy tonight. It was horrific. Literally exploded out in liquid form.

Not good, until I came back on and told one of our players what happened. Opposition lid called me a 'scruffy cnut' or something along them lines so I replied 'no soap you know mate' and wiped my hands all over his mouth.

He went absolutely spare and spent the rest of the game trying to kick me instead of actually play football. Winner.
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Hahahahahaha!
 
Azzurri said:
Azz Good Azz It Gets

Had to run off the pitch to have a sh*t at footy tonight. It was horrific. Literally exploded out in liquid form.

Not good, until I came back on and told one of our players what happened. Opposition lid called me a 'scruffy cnut' or something along them lines so I replied 'no soap you know mate' and wiped my hands all over his mouth.

He went absolutely spare and spent the rest of the game trying to kick me instead of actually play football. Winner.
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I'm sure you're George Green.
 
BlueLlama said:
Vegetarians are just weird. Its goes against nature. We are supposed to eat animals. Do you see lions going "hmm poor little gazelle he suffers unecessarily"? No they slot the tasty little buggers because thats what we are designed to do.
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We're omnivores, innit.

Our teeth are required for many other foods outside of meat: nuts, some fruits, vegetables etc.


Walken said:
Black chocolate is for hipsters and beauts, no one actually prefers it
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haha! Tho' in its defence you can make the best hot chocolate ever with just two pieces of 90% purest black cocoa mixed with boiling 30% full-fat milk (called Schlagsahne here, not sure how Engländers call it).
 
My midnight bummer

Get in from work at twelve to find a wonderful member of my household has taken my clothes out the drier and still wet for their own.

Selfish bell. Makes me want to papercut their finger and dip it in vinegar.
 
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