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Lads I've got footie in about an hour am I safe to eat now and not get stitch or should I wait?

Just eat, lad.


Scran everything in site.


Nah eat a banana and a packet of crisps or something, playing on an empty stomach is the worst.
 
Got kicked out of 5-a-side. Some nob who I don't even know deadlegged me when I was jumping for a header, so I was like ''Not having that, he's getting Mirallas'd'' so next time he got the ball I 2 footed him, he got up and stamped on me ankle so I tw*tted him, fat prick.
 
Got kicked out of 5-a-side. Some nob who I don't even know deadlegged me when I was jumping for a header, so I was like ''Not having that, he's getting Mirallas'd'' so next time he got the ball I 2 footed him, he got up and stamped on me ankle so I tw*tted him, fat prick.

Del strikes again.
 
Got kicked out of 5-a-side. Some nob who I don't even know deadlegged me when I was jumping for a header, so I was like ''Not having that, he's getting Mirallas'd'' so next time he got the ball I 2 footed him, he got up and stamped on me ankle so I tw*tted him, fat prick.

okay mate, now tell us what really happened.
 
Got kicked out of 5-a-side. Some nob who I don't even know deadlegged me when I was jumping for a header, so I was like ''Not having that, he's getting Mirallas'd'' so next time he got the ball I 2 footed him, he got up and stamped on me ankle so I tw*tted him, fat prick.

good call by the ref that, football has no place for violence
 
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