The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[FTY]

Brownie86
Kurt Goat Micknick
Bungle Me Bruce Wayne Moomin
You
Ijjy Jock​

Brownie86 because he's ace in goal I believe.
The 3 defenders because they're massive in their own way.
Bruce Wayne in midfielder because he does marathons, box to box.
Me because I'm basically Xavi.
The 2 wide men to groom their wingers into retreat.
You because you're ace in real life.
And I couldn't think of anyone up front.

 

[FTY]

Jessica Rabbit or Jessica Ennis, who would you rather nail?

Rabbit.

 

[Azzurri]

Brownie86
Kurt Goat Micknick
Bungle Me Bruce Wayne Moomin
You
Ijjy Jock​

Brownie86 because he's ace in goal I believe.
The 3 defenders because they're massive in their own way.
Bruce Wayne in midfielder because he does marathons, box to box.
Me because I'm basically Xavi.
The 2 wide men to groom their wingers into retreat.
You because you're ace in real life.
And I couldn't think of anyone up front.

Ha! Boss answer.

 

[FTY]

FTY - you been caught wanking again since the last time?

Sort of, my mum came in room the other week but I don't think she knew what I was doing.

 

[FTY]

FTY

If you hooked up with a mermaid would you want lady top half, fish bottom half or fish top half, lady bottom half?

Does she have a fish minge or no minge at all?

Wow there's a question I never thought I'd ask.

 

[FTY]

Ha! Boss answer.

Would win trophies.

 

[andym78]

Does she have a fish minge or no minge at all?

Wow there's a question I never thought I'd ask.

Fish bottom half is waist down.

But she wouldn't have a stinky fish face.

 

[Cena]

Groucho just sent me a PM which frightened the life out of me

 

[Groucho]

GrandOldTeam (c)

Bruce Wayne Muggins Dylan TX Bill

the esk micknick Bluejock noharmdone

Chicoazul Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian​

subs
Artetafan
Mikey_Fitzgerald
Morag
sheeds
Cena

...and there's the first few names that popped in to my head. Don't take it too seriously folks.

 

[Groucho]

Groucho just sent me a PM which frightened the life out of me

Eh?????

 

[Azzurri]

Would win trophies.

Deffo. Roberto's perfect blend of youth and experience.

Reckon Bruce would have to do some of your tackling, though, and I'm a right back these days (what a dramatic fall from grace).

 

[andym78]

Groucho just sent me a PM which frightened the life out of me

You do know what the P in PM stands for don't you?
















What did it say?

 

[Groucho]

I don't know, I don't think?

 

[FTY]

GrandOldTeam (c)

Bruce Wayne Muggins Dylan TX Bill

the esk micknick Bluejock noharmdone

Chicoazul Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian​

subs
Artetafan
Mikey_Fitzgerald
Morag
sheeds
Cena

...and there's the first few names that popped in to my head. Don't take it too seriously folks.

You know what mate, I was gonna put you on my subs bench. You're not even my favourite mod any more.

 

[FTY]

Deffo. Roberto's perfect blend of youth and experience.

Reckon Bruce would have to do some of your tackling, though, and I'm a right back these days (what a dramatic fall from grace).

No you are a true diamond of English football, you have the versatility to play anywhere.