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Lads, Tinder is scary.

I bet BLF gets all sorts of minge after him on that. The good looking get

My roommate, who is 26 goes out with chicks all the time from Tinder and slots pretty regularly. I tried it but hot young chicks aren't looking for 45 year old guys so I'll never show up on their list.
 
Lids, lads lar.

This is a bit rapper Murph but I've got to tell it cos it's funny IMO.

went out last night with me mate cos we've both just hit 30. Got a grip of a few birds and went back to their gaff in the one park west in town.

Me mate got off rotten pretty much as soon as we got there.

I done the biz with mine and drifted off.

Got up for a piss after and his one was up on the couch. Long story short plowed her as well.

Got caught!

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Lads, Tinder is scary.

I bet BLF gets all sorts of minge after him on that. The good looking get

I've only met the one so far but I had a few fitties lined up, up until the other day when I dropped my phone and it landed on the charger and absolutely obliterated the charge port. I was on 10% battery and in a panic I sent the same message of "I MIGHT NOT BE ON HERE FOR A WHILE BUT HEREZ ME NAME IF YOU WANNA CHAT ON FACEBOOK" to about 10 girls. Looking back, it was embarrassing.

One of them added me at least.

In other news lads. This girl next to me in the library. Fit + wants it.
 
Basically it's an app where you it brings up women near you and it takes pics from your facebook profile and you say yes or no if you like them and if they say yes to you (independently, it doesn't send them a message) then it's a match and you start chatting and set up a date. So there's no pressure. If you like someone but they don't like you back, it's not like they're going to email you and say no thanks.
 
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