The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

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Fuleco said:
Alright Cenes is here, can we carry on with story time Johnny dawg? Cheers.
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Ok kids.

Same place. It was great because it was a restaurant, but also was a great bar with fun bands, so it was always hopping on weekends. One night I get off work, and I'm hanging at the back bar and met a girl named Omega. Super sexy. She's hanging with her friend who's older, like 40 at the time. Long story short we go back to her friends flat and the friend goes to her bedroom and Omega and I get it on. I woke up and left without leaving a note or anything (God knows why). Weeks later they are both back in the bar and we start hanging out again. This time I'm getting serious vibes from the friend. Also another lid is hanging with us, so we all decide to go back to her friends flat (they lived next to each other). We're drinking and having fun, but Omega starts acting very weird, shooting me weird looks etc. I think she sensed the chemistry between me and the friend. So the friend suggest I take Omega home as she's had enough to drink. As we're walking out the back, the other lid says he's just gonna hang for a bit. I take her back and shag her at hers. She immediately falls asleep, so I get dressed and go back for the other guy. I walk up and he's sitting outside on the patio and says "that other girl is waiting for you". "What do you mean, I said". She couldn't stop talking about you, how hot you were, how nice you were, how mean her friend was being. She's in the bedroom". "Ok, I'm going in" I said. "What about me? What about the other girl?" I told him go over knock on the door, if she lets you in, whatever happens happens, not arsed, she's not my girlfriend. If not, then hang outside and I'll come out later".

So I knock on the door and she says come in. She's laying in bed under the covers. "Omega giving you a hard time?" she says. "Yeah I guess so". I walk over and grab the covers and pull them back and she's naked as the day she was born. Full on massive shagging follows, until we hear a screaming girl "WHERE IS HE? WHERE IS JOHN??". Uh oh. I make a dash for the closet, and the girl goes out. I can hear her saying "he's not here, he went home". What seemed like an hour, but was more like 10-15 minutes of negotiation followed and Omega left. I quickly got dressed and found the other guy and said "what happened??" Apparently, he had gone over there, knocked, and she opened the door and let him in. They went back the bedroom and started going at it, and in the middle she realizes it's him not me and starts freaking out and that's when she came back.

Never saw her again, but ended up shagging the friend for quite a while after that.
 
my eldest daughter is getting the bus to school for the 1st time tomorrow to say im ****ting myself is an understatement.

2 buses there changing in brighton city center and 2 buses back. she is 11 ffs.

****ting it here.
 
johnnydawg68 said:
Ok kids.

Same place. It was great because it was a restaurant, but also was a great bar with fun bands, so it was always hopping on weekends. One night I get off work, and I'm hanging at the back bar and met a girl named Omega. Super sexy. She's hanging with her friend who's older, like 40 at the time. Long story short we go back to her friends flat and the friend goes to her bedroom and Omega and I get it on. I woke up and left without leaving a note or anything (God knows why). Weeks later they are both back in the bar and we start hanging out again. This time I'm getting serious vibes from the friend. Also another lid is hanging with us, so we all decide to go back to her friends flat (they lived next to each other). We're drinking and having fun, but Omega starts acting very weird, shooting me weird looks etc. I think she sensed the chemistry between me and the friend. So the friend suggest I take Omega home as she's had enough to drink. As we're walking out the back, the other lid says he's just gonna hang for a bit. I take her back and shag her at hers. She immediately falls asleep, so I get dressed and go back for the other guy. I walk up and he's sitting outside on the patio and says "that other girl is waiting for you". "What do you mean, I said". She couldn't stop talking about you, how hot you were, how nice you were, how mean her friend was being. She's in the bedroom". "Ok, I'm going in" I said. "What about me? What about the other girl?" I told him go over knock on the door, if she lets you in, whatever happens happens, not arsed, she's not my girlfriend. If not, then hang outside and I'll come out later".

So I knock on the door and she says come in. She's laying in bed under the covers. "Omega giving you a hard time?" she says. "Yeah I guess so". I walk over and grab the covers and pull them back and she's naked as the day she was born. Full on massive shagging follows, until we hear a screaming girl "WHERE IS HE? WHERE IS JOHN??". Uh oh. I make a dash for the closet, and the girl goes out. I can hear her saying "he's not here, he went home". What seemed like an hour, but was more like 10-15 minutes of negotiation followed and Omega left. I quickly got dressed and found the other guy and said "what happened??" Apparently, he had gone over there, knocked, and she opened the door and let him in. They went back the bedroom and started going at it, and in the middle she realizes it's him not me and starts freaking out and that's when she came back.

Never saw her again, but ended up shagging the friend for quite a while after that.
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johnnydawg68 said:
Ok kids.

Same place. It was great because it was a restaurant, but also was a great bar with fun bands, so it was always hopping on weekends. One night I get off work, and I'm hanging at the back bar and met a girl named Omega. Super sexy. She's hanging with her friend who's older, like 40 at the time. Long story short we go back to her friends flat and the friend goes to her bedroom and Omega and I get it on. I woke up and left without leaving a note or anything (God knows why). Weeks later they are both back in the bar and we start hanging out again. This time I'm getting serious vibes from the friend. Also another lid is hanging with us, so we all decide to go back to her friends flat (they lived next to each other). We're drinking and having fun, but Omega starts acting very weird, shooting me weird looks etc. I think she sensed the chemistry between me and the friend. So the friend suggest I take Omega home as she's had enough to drink. As we're walking out the back, the other lid says he's just gonna hang for a bit. I take her back and shag her at hers. She immediately falls asleep, so I get dressed and go back for the other guy. I walk up and he's sitting outside on the patio and says "that other girl is waiting for you". "What do you mean, I said". She couldn't stop talking about you, how hot you were, how nice you were, how mean her friend was being. She's in the bedroom". "Ok, I'm going in" I said. "What about me? What about the other girl?" I told him go over knock on the door, if she lets you in, whatever happens happens, not arsed, she's not my girlfriend. If not, then hang outside and I'll come out later".

So I knock on the door and she says come in. She's laying in bed under the covers. "Omega giving you a hard time?" she says. "Yeah I guess so". I walk over and grab the covers and pull them back and she's naked as the day she was born. Full on massive shagging follows, until we hear a screaming girl "WHERE IS HE? WHERE IS JOHN??". Uh oh. I make a dash for the closet, and the girl goes out. I can hear her saying "he's not here, he went home". What seemed like an hour, but was more like 10-15 minutes of negotiation followed and Omega left. I quickly got dressed and found the other guy and said "what happened??" Apparently, he had gone over there, knocked, and she opened the door and let him in. They went back the bedroom and started going at it, and in the middle she realizes it's him not me and starts freaking out and that's when she came back.

Never saw her again, but ended up shagging the friend for quite a while after that.
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Feel sorry for your mate.
 
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