The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

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thanks love.:lol:
 
Bungles Bungled

I took the kids to the cinema yesterday morning and once the film had finished we headed for the exit, my son decided to try and race me out (everything seems to turn into a race at his age), I vaulted one row of seats with ease and then ran down another row, my smugness from the successful vault still in my mind made me think I had this in the bag. Unfortunately at that exact moment I caught my foot on the bottom of one of the seat posts and face planted into the cinema floor, as I tried to grab hold of something on my way down I smashed my shoulder off another seat and broke it clean off (the seat, not my shoulder).

I sprung back up, did that laugh of "that didn't hurt" and proceeded to exit the cinema in severe pain and massively embarrassed that people had effectively just watched a fat man trip over and break a seat. I am still in pain today.
 
Bungles Bungled

I took the kids to the cinema yesterday morning and once the film had finished we headed for the exit, my son decided to try and race me out (everything seems to turn into a race at his age), I vaulted one row of seats with ease and then ran down another row, my smugness from the successful vault still in my mind made me think I had this in the bag. Unfortunately at that exact moment I caught my foot on the bottom of one of the seat posts and face planted into the cinema floor, as I tried to grab hold of something on my way down I smashed my shoulder off another seat and broke it clean off (the seat, not my shoulder).

I sprung back up, did that laugh of "that didn't hurt" and proceeded to exit the cinema in severe pain and massively embarrassed that people had effectively just watched a fat man trip over and break a seat. I am still in pain today.

Hahaha

I think we've all been there.
 
Bungles Bungled

I took the kids to the cinema yesterday morning and once the film had finished we headed for the exit, my son decided to try and race me out (everything seems to turn into a race at his age), I vaulted one row of seats with ease and then ran down another row, my smugness from the successful vault still in my mind made me think I had this in the bag. Unfortunately at that exact moment I caught my foot on the bottom of one of the seat posts and face planted into the cinema floor, as I tried to grab hold of something on my way down I smashed my shoulder off another seat and broke it clean off (the seat, not my shoulder).

I sprung back up, did that laugh of "that didn't hurt" and proceeded to exit the cinema in severe pain and massively embarrassed that people had effectively just watched a fat man trip over and break a seat. I am still in pain today.

Hahahaha

this has made my day ffs

You massive beaut
 
Alright lads... Right, I'm not religious at all but if you want to see a boss programme and some great places put Bbc2 on now.... The pilgrimage ... Watched it the other night.... Fantastic.
 
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