The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[Bilko]

did you know,noddy holder gets 800 grand a year for royalties to "merry xmas everyone".isn't that just mad?

 

[Baines' left foot]

did you know,noddy holder gets 800 grand a year for royalties to "merry xmas everyone".isn't that just mad?

Crazy, isn't it? He never has to work again.

You can see why so many musicians have tried and failed to make a good Christmas song.

 

[FTY]

Azz Good Azz It Gets


Walked my ex-girlfriend (pyaaaaar fit) home while I went on about how boss my current girlfriend is and rejected my ex's attempts to basically get me to hers. This is probably being drunk and young but I honestly want to marry my girlfriend. We've been seeing each other about two years and she's boss. Obviously it'll all end within the week and I'll look back at how silly this post is, but at the moment it's sound. I love her to bits.

No doubt I'll be ridiculed for this but NEA, [Poor language removed] yer. I work for Everton. Ha ha ha. Winning.

Oh and we'll f*cking TONK Fulham.

Life is boss. I feel like FTY. Work in 6 hours. Oh Lawd.

Goodnight GOT x

Wait what?

 

[Furey1878]

Wait what?

Drunken GOT updates, chief.

Ring any bells?

 

[Kurt.]

None any more as I can't be arsed but yeah, Speke on Fridays.

Ah, Speke and las Vegas....... The only two places in the world where you can pay for sex with chips.

 

[Kurt.]

Just watching Jonathan Ross.... Beckham s deffo gonna back scuttle leona Lewis after the show..... Lad.

 

[Furey1878]

Forgetting about your cup of tea, and only rediscovering it once it's gone cold is one of life's greatest travesties.

 

[noharmdone]

Forgetting about your cup of tea, and only rediscovering it once it's gone cold is one of life's greatest travesties.

But you still take a sip.. Just in case it's ok ?

 

[Furey1878]

But you still take a sip.. Just in case it's ok ?

Alas... only to have my hope dashed.

 

[noharmdone]

Alas... only to have my hope dashed.

So many opportunities missed..

 

[noharmdone]

The Polar Express is a boss movie.

 

[Del]

The Polar Express is a boss movie.

Just watched that with the baby

BOSS

 

[Bigmaclad]

Just finished watching Cool Runnings, also BOSS

 

[noharmdone]

I'd laugh a lot if Murray didn't win the sports award later.

 

[Groucho]

I love jelly babies