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so im working my way through plentyoffish and im sending a few messages out just short ones like , hi... fancy a chat?

obviously its not working and my ian dowie looks are probably not helping but do you think i'd have more successful replies if i pinpointed something that was on their profile as a conversation starter like ...'hi i see you like travelling, where would you like to go next?'

etc..

any dating pro's on here?
 
Potato, don't do it. Just chuck out a hi, if they don't reply.. forget em. chicks are pretty simple most of the time, if you keep trying to start a convo they'll think you're weird with no life (doesn't matter if it's the truth or not), if you try and start a convo with something interesting they'll think you're a proper freak. easiest solution, meet birds in real life.
 
cant afford to go to a nightclub and pay for a birds drinks all night tho. easier to just message 100 girls in one night and hope 1 hits.
 
so im working my way through plentyoffish and im sending a few messages out just short ones like , hi... fancy a chat?

obviously its not working and my ian dowie looks are probably not helping but do you think i'd have more successful replies if i pinpointed something that was on their profile as a conversation starter like ...'hi i see you like travelling, where would you like to go next?'

etc..

any dating pro's on here?

Try a little compliment. You've got a lovely smile etc. Don't ask if they fancy a chat. Just leave it at that.
 
so im working my way through plentyoffish and im sending a few messages out just short ones like , hi... fancy a chat?

obviously its not working and my ian dowie looks are probably not helping but do you think i'd have more successful replies if i pinpointed something that was on their profile as a conversation starter like ...'hi i see you like travelling, where would you like to go next?'

etc..

any dating pro's on here?

Message them something like "Hi you cock teasing ****, Fancy letting me ram my fingers up your arse, LOL"

The lol is very important
 
Message them something like "Hi you cock teasing ****, Fancy letting me ram my fingers up your arse, LOL"

The lol is very important
yeah without the lol im guessing they think you are actually being serious. the lol calms their fears im guessing.
 
Unlucky spud. Why are you fishing for girls on a dating site if you are picky?

im not that picky but i found out she's a muslim, which is fine, dont get me wrong i love everybody but i can't see how it can work because im pretty sure its against their religion and what not to date non muslims.
 
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