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[potato]

so im working my way through plentyoffish and im sending a few messages out just short ones like , hi... fancy a chat?

obviously its not working and my ian dowie looks are probably not helping but do you think i'd have more successful replies if i pinpointed something that was on their profile as a conversation starter like ...'hi i see you like travelling, where would you like to go next?'

etc..

any dating pro's on here?

 

[Willow18]

Potato, don't do it. Just chuck out a hi, if they don't reply.. forget em. chicks are pretty simple most of the time, if you keep trying to start a convo they'll think you're weird with no life (doesn't matter if it's the truth or not), if you try and start a convo with something interesting they'll think you're a proper freak. easiest solution, meet birds in real life.

 

[potato]

cant afford to go to a nightclub and pay for a birds drinks all night tho. easier to just message 100 girls in one night and hope 1 hits.

 

[steken1]

so im working my way through plentyoffish and im sending a few messages out just short ones like , hi... fancy a chat?

obviously its not working and my ian dowie looks are probably not helping but do you think i'd have more successful replies if i pinpointed something that was on their profile as a conversation starter like ...'hi i see you like travelling, where would you like to go next?'

etc..

any dating pro's on here?

Try a little compliment. You've got a lovely smile etc. Don't ask if they fancy a chat. Just leave it at that.

 

[potato]

Try a little compliment. You've got a lovely smile etc. Don't ask if they fancy a chat. Just leave it at that.

you smooth dawg you.

 

[Del]

so im working my way through plentyoffish and im sending a few messages out just short ones like , hi... fancy a chat?

obviously its not working and my ian dowie looks are probably not helping but do you think i'd have more successful replies if i pinpointed something that was on their profile as a conversation starter like ...'hi i see you like travelling, where would you like to go next?'

etc..

any dating pro's on here?

Message them something like "Hi you cock teasing ****, Fancy letting me ram my fingers up your arse, LOL"

The lol is very important

 

[carlos21]

evening guys.

 

[potato]

Message them something like "Hi you cock teasing ****, Fancy letting me ram my fingers up your arse, LOL"

The lol is very important

yeah without the lol im guessing they think you are actually being serious. the lol calms their fears im guessing.

 

[steken1]

you smooth dawg you.

Message them something like "Hi you cock teasing ****, Fancy letting me ram my fingers up your arse, LOL"

The lol is very important

Mate ^^^^^ thats the formula on plenty of fish

 

[carlos21]

If he's good enough for the Brand New Heavies, he's good enough for me.

evening jay how are you tonight.

 

[potato]

a girl randomly messaged me, got talking to her for a while but ive figured out i dont actually fancy her now.

 

[steken1]

a girl randomly messaged me, got talking to her for a while but ive figured out i dont actually fancy her now.

May as well smash her Spud! Don't look a gif horse in the mouth n that!

 

[Deleted member 28206]

a girl randomly messaged me, got talking to her for a while but ive figured out i dont actually fancy her now.

Unlucky spud. Why are you fishing for girls on a dating site if you are picky?

 

[carlos21]

evening guys,

 

[potato]

Unlucky spud. Why are you fishing for girls on a dating site if you are picky?

im not that picky but i found out she's a muslim, which is fine, dont get me wrong i love everybody but i can't see how it can work because im pretty sure its against their religion and what not to date non muslims.